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Let’s all take a break from our busy modern lives to drool over the Mr. Gay Europe candidates

Drop everything you’re doing — macramé, alleyway cruising, auditing a small-business owner — to have an ogle at this year’s Mr. Gay Europe contestants, for they are handsome and sprightly.

Candidates from all over Europe don their finest briefs in the name of strengthening bonds in the LGBTQ community by… being very hot, indeed.

They’re judged on their intellect, confidence, awareness, self-esteem, attractiveness, and overall charisma.

Let’s now take a moment to leer imperiously over our screens and compulsively type things like, “Who CARES? In another twenty years they’ll all be old, tired, bitter queens.”

Okay, let’s do this:

Ben Brown, Wales, 28

Jaromir Šufr, Slovak Republic, 41

#jschoffer #boy #jaromirdominikschoffer #blueeyes #blueeye #niceboy #nice #top #tøp #topless

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Steven Whyte, Scotland, 39

Joao de Oliveira, Portugal, 27

Kacper Sobieralski, Poland, 26

Merci !!! :* #gay #mistergaypoland_2017 #matenothate #instaboy #sopot #gdyniamojemiasto #mrgayeurope #maninsuit #bowtie #loveislove? #fashion

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#instaboy #friends #spa #balticsea #boss #hugo #fashion #model #peninsula #newlook? #happyeaster

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#fashion #model #flowers #boxes #friends #gifts #happy #poland??

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#fashion #model #sopot #halloweenfun #najlepiej #eyes #pokerface #gym #suit

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#urlop #klad #grill #whisky #fun #umamynajlepiej #boy

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Stephen Lehane, Ireland, 24

Repping a Colts jersey to work today for 4th of July ???? #4thofjuly #instagay #gayboy #ootd

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Niko Wirachman, Germany, 27

Rami Joel Kiiskinen, Finland, 20

Jysärilauantai hyvin käynnissä ? säätkin suosii! @jysarihimos #jysäri2017

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Saakeli selffietäkään ei saa ottaa rauhassa @mandimonica

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Office day.. Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth?

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Matt Rood, England, 37

Daniel Fröhlich, Czech Republic, 23

Yuksel Yuseinov, Bulgaria, 28

Jaimie Deblieck, Belgium, 18