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Levi Johnston Is Hitting the Gym 6X a Week to Prepare for Playgirl

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It’s not a question of if, but when Levi Johnston will disrobe for Playgirl, a “lady’s” magazine that isn’t even published anymore. And to get ready for his big reveal, Johnston is hitting the gym for three hours a day, six days a week with a personal trainer. Like a good fagala!

Confirming earlier rumormongering (and Levi’s own posturing), the attorney of the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson says the deal is all but inked (but not definite definite). Whether going rogue in a skin mag will help his chances of scoring a reality show are hard to tell … actually, they aren’t. Look how well Paris and Kim K are doing!

Meanwhile, while the Associated Press originally reported the story —

”We told him he would have to do what actors and actresses do. They get in the gym,” Butler said. ”He got in the gym.” Johnston has been working out with Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor and the brother of Tank Jones. The trainer has put Johnston on a low-carb, high-protein diet.

After a month of rigorous workouts, Johnston is showing impressive results, Marvin Jones said. But Johnston had a head start as a former high school hockey player. ”It’s kind of scary, he has so much energy. He’s working out before
we work out,” the trainer said. ”When it’s time for him to bare all, I think he’ll be ready.”

The Sword notes that an “updated” version from the wire service has replaced the original report, with important elements to the story (like the money quote “When it’s time for him to bare all, he’ll be ready”) removed. For posterity’s sake? A worthless cause, given it’s a report about a porn magazine.

(Here’s the original article.)