It’s not a question of if, but when Levi Johnston will disrobe for Playgirl, a “lady’s” magazine that isn’t even published anymore. And to get ready for his big reveal, Johnston is hitting the gym for three hours a day, six days a week with a personal trainer. Like a good fagala!
Confirming earlier rumormongering (and Levi’s own posturing), the attorney of the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson says the deal is all but inked (but not definite definite). Whether going rogue in a skin mag will help his chances of scoring a reality show are hard to tell … actually, they aren’t. Look how well Paris and Kim K are doing!
Meanwhile, while the Associated Press originally reported the story —
”We told him he would have to do what actors and actresses do. They get in the gym,” Butler said. ”He got in the gym.” Johnston has been working out with Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor and the brother of Tank Jones. The trainer has put Johnston on a low-carb, high-protein diet.
After a month of rigorous workouts, Johnston is showing impressive results, Marvin Jones said. But Johnston had a head start as a former high school hockey player. ”It’s kind of scary, he has so much energy. He’s working out before
we work out,” the trainer said. ”When it’s time for him to bare all, I think he’ll be ready.”
— The Sword notes that an “updated” version from the wire service has replaced the original report, with important elements to the story (like the money quote “When it’s time for him to bare all, he’ll be ready”) removed. For posterity’s sake? A worthless cause, given it’s a report about a porn magazine.
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terrwill
I LOVE LEVI!! This kid is definite proof of karma. Prior to the Repugnatcan convention he had posted on his MySpace profile that he “loves being single” and “definatley doesn’t want kids” Anyone notice that when the Scarah Pallin “family” was paraded out Bristol draped baby Trig over her belly instead of holding him horizontal like babies have been held since the cavemen? They figured the little secret that everyone in Wasilla knew that Bristol was a slut would not be discovered. However they forgot about a little thing called the “internets”, you know that “series of tubes” (thanks for that definition cranky Ted). And how ten seconds after the dog and pony show the internet was ablaze with the word that Bristol was preggers. Suddenly Levi’s MySpace was gone and they were “engaged” and suddenly Levi got a new truck!!! This kid is the gift that keeps on giving. And a huge plus is he is a total hottie…..can’t wait to see what he is packing…….And I can’t wait til Scarah gets the Repugnantical nomination and her sex tape is released………….
Jason
Of all the articles on this site, I click on this one.
Why, you ask?
Because I am an old perv, that’s why.
Cam
He has a nice body now, It sounds like he’s going to look like a rhoid queen by the time this photo shoot comes out. I wonder if Sara will buy a copy?
Bob R
I think it’s much ado about nothing. I’m sure there won’t be a glimpse of the “naughty bits”, maybe a butt shot. I predict the whole shoot will be handled as a celebrity shoot, ala Burt Reynolds holding that football. Levi will probably hold a hockey puck and that will provide more than enough “coverage”. I hear a lot of sizzle but don’t expect to see much steak.
Latebrosus
[snark]
He better work double hard to get rid of the double chin.
[/snark]
Jack
Did you see Levi do it with protection in the recent tongue-in-cheek pistachio nut promo?
He looked pretty damn spankable to me!
Made me want to rip off those Levis and put my tongue in cheeks.
terrwill
I really,really,really want to see what Levi has in his Levis………however I am not sure if we will all be able to fit into the time machine to see Levi in Playgirl……..cause last I heared they went belly-up (or is that dick up??)
Brian
Don’t worry, Terrwill, Playgirl will have an erection, I mean ressurection. I’m confident we can count on our friends at Queerty to post this Alaskan moose once the photos are published. It would be great karma if these photos were published at the same time the book Palin is pretending to write is released. Go, Levi!
Helga von ornstein
I thought Playgirl went out of business. Ok, obviously I am wrong and can’t wait to see them online. I refuse to pay for what I know I had to have seen thousands of times in the bathhouses back in the day.
The person who said muchado about nothing may be on to something.