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Like a Couple of Gay Guys, Whales Play ‘Docking’ Games With Their Penises


THE SHOT — Two male southern right whales (Eubalaena australis), who call the southern hemisphere home and seen here off the coast of Australia, engage in “penis fencing” during a months-long bromance. Photos of the act are part of a show at Norway’s Tromsø Museum, said to be the world’s only art exhibit exclusively devoted to homosexuality in the animal kingdom. (Photo:

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  • tinkerbell

    Dang, I don’t know enough about whale anatomy to even comment on that post, lol.

  • Troy

    It’s like these whales went way to summer camp!

  • 1EqualityUSA

    Must be something in the water.

  • terrwill

    This picture has just shattered the confidence of all those who had been told they were “hung like a horse”……. :-P

  • j

    That’s rank. :O I’m so glad human dick doesn’t look like that. Good lord..

  • terrwill

    I guess the size queens will now be looking for a “whalley big dick” :)

  • HiredGoons

    It looks like Silly Putty.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    So, HiredGoons, If you plaster it to newspaper comics, with it transpose the image?

  • terrwill

    No. 8 · 1EqualityUSA: Ya gotta use the NY Whaley News

  • 1EqualityUSA

    Another reason to save the whales.

  • terrwill

    Its too bad, because based on their size I was thinking that Maggie Gallagher could finally get a date. Then they turn out to be Gay! How’s that for karma??????????

  • 1EqualityUSA

    whale watching can be uplifting, Captain Ahab will attest. Moby Dick starring Gregory Pecker…see correlations? Oh, look! a sperm whale!

  • terrwill

    I think we now know what Capt. Ahab was really looking for…………. :-O

  • 1EqualityUSA

    Rumor has it he was a Whale rider…..Free Willie.

  • terrwill

    1EqualityUSA :I unfortunately have to end out twisted little game of whale peen tag! nite………

  • Helga von ornstein

    Oh how I miss the baths.

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