GOOGLE BOMBED

Like His Foe Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney Now Too Has A Scatological Google Problem

A new site called spreadingromney.com is taking Dan Savage’s approach to Rick Santorum by redefining Romney’s name.

Now, “to Romney” apparently means to “defecate in terror,” as Romney’s dog Seamus did in 1983, when the ex-gov kept it in a kennel on top of the car for a 12-hour family trip from Boston to Ontario.

As in:

*When I saw on Twitter that Whitney Houston was dead, I almost Romney’d on the sidewalk.

*I sneaked my pet squirrel, Nutsy, into Six Flags and took it on the Scrambler. Needless to say, Nutsy Romney’d all over the bag I was keeping her in.

*If you ever fuck with my boyfriend again, I am going to show up in a murderous clown outfit at your apartment in the middle of the night and make you Romney out all of last night’s Santorum.

Want to keep it on the first page of Google? Right now, it’s in the Google’s third spot for “Romney.” Click away: spreadingromney.com!