Daddy Rescues Little Girl, Uses Said Girl To Look Like Saint

LiLo To Be Sprung

Lindsay Lohan will reportedly be leaving in-patient rehab at Cirque Lodge in Utah. Her father, Michael, says he’s going to oversee her outpatient treatment:

I’m looking forward to spending the next week with her. We’ve been in constant phone contact. She’s in a great, great place now. I’ve never heard her so honest, contrite and focused.

Lindsay is weeding out all the bad. She’s taking a step back and re-evaluating her life. What she tells – her honesty and openness – has brought me to tears. It’s beyond words how proud I am of her.

Aren’t we all? We’ll be even more proud if she’s learned to put that pussy away.