Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may look coquettish (not to be confused with cokeheadish) in this picture, but they’re more open when it comes to love letters. Or that’s what Star says, at least.
According to Ben Widdicombe’s Gatecrasher, the tab-rag’s next issue features excerpts from alleged love letters between Lohan and her alleged lesbian lover, Ronson – musician Mark Ronson‘s DJ sister. In one letter, the fire crotched starlet writes to Ronson,
Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.
We wonder where she’ll get the sperm.
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