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Linda Harvey Thinks You Are An Empty Water Bottle. Or A Zombie. Or Both.

Linda Harvey, the sweetheart of Mission America and pinup girl for nutburgers everywhere, thinks you are an empty water bottle, a zombie sucking the life force out of others or an apartment for rent. As with all things Harvey, it’s not quite clear which she was thinking of when she came up with her latest explanation for why she’s sure LGBT people are lower than dirt. And as an added bonus, she cites the experience of ex-gays as support for her (to put it generously) theory.

On her radio show, Harvey said that ex-gays tell her that “they’ve once felt empty.’ (Okay, we’re a water bottle.) That emptiness led them to want “to absorb the personality and identity of another person.” (Okay, we’re a zombie.) In fact, we’ll even suck the life personality (ahem) out of “someone of the same sex because the vacant feeling inside is so great.” Like an apartment for rent. It’s the trifecta of nonsensical imagery!

“When others seem to have meaning and purpose, the feelings of self-pity can be overwhelming,” Harvey insisted. The same could be said of when others seem to have a grasp on the English language.

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11 Comments

  • Atomicrob

    I frankly couldn’t care less about what Linda Harvey thinks or believes, but interestingly, her comments are quite Freudian . . . anyone who devotes this much time to the systematic destruction of civil rights to a specific group must be experiencing a void of purpose. She is classically projecting her own negative feelings onto others. Get thee to a therapist . . . quick.

  • MK Ultra

    This woman, who looks like the villain from ‘House of Wax” really doesn’t understand irony.
    She either consciously or unconsciously is describing herself and projecting that onto her intended target.

  • GlitterKidder

    And I care about what this ugly cucking funt thinks if me why? Oh yeah I don’t, & neither should you, or you, or ever you. It’s time to cut out the cancer, & flush the toilet. Let’s move on, she’s a big fat nothing.

  • nevereclipsed81

    ugh that picture.. she clearly went to the Anita Bryant school for how to take an awful photo while complaining about gay people.

  • DarkZephyr

    The stupid hag didn’t mention the fact that the only reason self loathing gays feel the way that they do is because of people like her making them feel inferior and low.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    Why do women such as this frown and smile at the same time? It’s confusing.

  • hyhybt

    Sounds like congratulations are in order. She’s always loony, but she’s managed to top herself this time, and that’s no small accomplishment.

  • MickeyP.

    Ah,she’s an airhead with a horse’s ass for a face. I have to say,many of the comments here made me laugh. It proves that one can keep a sense of humor,even when we are compared to inanimate objects.People are listening to her rants,but mainly for comic relief. Anyone that believes anything this bitch dreams up,needs a cat-scan and a quick trip to Oz.

  • SilverRayne

    To me it sounds like she’s trying to pry at the hearts of her religious sympathizers. As someone who has been in church with people who know I don’t believe, they often tried to tell me my sadness and loneliness were because I had a “christ shaped hole in my heart” and I needed to accept him to fill my heart and have joy. And any other thing I did for pleasure (“Earthly” things, like games, tv shows, etc) were just my failed attempts to fill the gap, to find something to do. When the thing I really need to do is live my life for Christ. With her comments about emptiness and absorption, I get reminded of that. But yeah, her comments that dehumanize those who are LGBT, that’s too much. Uncalled for. Just downright RUDE.

  • Geoff B

    Hey, fair is fair. She thinks I’m a zombie, and I think she’s a steaming cowpie who’s only contribution to humanity will come the day she sucks on the barrel of a loaded shotgun so I guess we’re even.

  • mykelb

    The only thing Ms. Harvey could do to redeem her life of hate, bigotry, complicity in murder, rape, suicide, drug addiction, and bullying would be sepuku.

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