After Lindsay Lohan issued a statement to Access Hollywood in response to her father’s cries for attention and then Samantha Ronson posted a MySpace rant about Michael’s idiocy, Linds took to her MySpace to vent some more. Because evidently enough hurtful things haven’t been said amongst the Lohan clan.
We feel for Lindsay a bit, because her father truly is a media whore, but she lost us when she insisted that her mother is the goddess of all things pure and good in this world. Um, no. To make matters worse, she also does that weird thing with the hyphens, just like Sam. She also reveals that she’s in therapy. We wonder why…
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Didn’t she used to be an actress?
Joeb1212
No, Queerty – I wonder why you continue to post shit about celebutard has-beens?
Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido
If anyone cares, Perez astutely noted that the blog Lindsay “wrote” was very obviously composed by Sam, herself.