You can’t keep a good girl down.
Pop princess, former Hollywood A-lister, child star and tabloid diva Lindsay Lohan has just dropped her bid for a musical comeback with her single “Xanax.”
Lohan, known for films like Mean Girls and for a series of legal woes related to substance abuse, once dominated Hollywood as one of Maxim‘s Sexiest Women Alive. She also enjoyed a pop music career, with hit dance singles like “Rumors.” “Xanax” marks her return to music after an 11 year hiatus, and the lyrics appear to address her struggles with drugs.
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“Would you like to sit next to me? When you kiss me, I can’t breathe,” Lohan sings. “I try to stay away from you, but you get me high. Only person in this town that I like. Guess I can take one more trip for the night – just for the night.”
Thursday, Lohan also posted a video to her Instagram of her dancing to a snippet of the song, offering the world a first listen. In addition to her music career, Lohan currently owns a resort called Lohan Beach House Mykonos, located on the eponymous Greek island.
VuBerry
Xanax. Not Xanex.
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Chrisk
Wow. Synthesizer-O-Rama. Looks like Toderick Hall there too.
RickHeathen
Lyrically, it’s uneven and disjointed. Musically, it has labored rhythm.
It will probably become number one.
Sister Bertha Bedderthanyu
The perfect movie script for her would be one about a former television child star who starting doing anal around fourteen just to get on the show and by fifteen had graduated to dp’s and cream pies with her same age male costars. At sixteen she gives birth in Mexico to a child whom she has no idea who the father is but she can’t get an abortion because of her christian beliefs. At twenty she’s changed her ways and meets a young son of a famous televangelist who wants his son married to cover a pending gay scandal involving internet porn and his son. No prenuptial agreement exists between them and once she discovers all of this she decides to bring her Mandingo sized boyfriend into the picture and put him in the guest house outback. Everything is going fine until she walks in the house one day and hears all of these choking sounds and once she walks into the bedroom its her husband swallowing Mandingo all the way down to where he pukes. She then orders the black lover off the property and he informs her he isn’t going anywhere and then shows her a picture of her and her illegitimate son she thought no one knew about and that will surely end her days of being in control of her husband and his family. A mess hunh? I think Lindsay Lohan would be perfect for such a role.
controversial2019
Is it wrong that I love the sound of this film and really want you to write the official screenplay and pitch it to Netflix (who commission any old tat so would definitely commission this piece of gold)? Can I come to the premiere?
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Awesome! May I suggest a title:
” Trainwreck, off the Tracks”
Esscourt
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… sounds like a Paris Hilton record. Sure-fire Ambien!
mecorrea1970
To be blunt… It sucks!!
Rex Huskey
bless her heart
steve_michaels
She may have a lot of struggles (like, at times, a lot!!), but she has turned out some great tracks. No, you’re not obligated to like every single recorded track, but if you can’t admit there are some gems out there (speak, rumors, confessions of a broken heart, who loves you, a beautiful life), then you’re the same troll that criticizes everything and praises nothing — which, is very sad…..