South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham was quizzed a couple of days ago by reporters on the topic of classified documents and where they’re stored. He shrugged off suggestions the FBI might find any such documents at his home. Instead, he said anyone searching his home would find nothing more than empty Chick-fil-A bags all over his floor.
Lindsey: “If you come to my house, you will find Chick-Fil-A bags all over the floor, but you’re not gonna find any classified information.” pic.twitter.com/RPZidn2H8J
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) January 24, 2023
He made a similar comment Tuesday at a press conference, saying, “You’ve got Trump, you’ve got Pence, you’ve got Biden. The only thing I think you’ll find at my house is a bunch of Chick-fil-A bags on the floor.”
Chick-fil-A has long been criticized for its previous support of anti-LGBTQ+ causes.
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“I will go to war for the principles Chick-fil-A stands for”
This is not the first time Graham has shown his support for the fast-food chain. In 2021, students at Notre Dame University wrote an open letter opposing a potential Chick-fil-A opening at the university’s Indiana campus.
Graham wrote on Twitter, “It’s disappointing to hear some ND students and faculty want to ban Chick-fil-A from doing business on campus because they disagree with the values held by the Chick-fil-A founders. What a dangerous precedent to set.
“I want everyone in South Carolina and across America to know I have Chick-fil-A’s back. I hope we don’t have to, but I will go to war for the principles Chick-fil-A stands for.”
Online, his continuing support for Chick-fil-A, and insight into his slobbish homelife prompted a reaction.
“If you come to my house, you’ll find Chick-fil-A bags all over the floor.” –Lindsey Graham today.
TRANSLATION: He’s so afraid you’ll think he’s a well-adjusted gay man, he pretends to be a disgusting slob. pic.twitter.com/TJqU46Z8RL
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) January 24, 2023
Lindsey Graham says there aren’t any classified documents in his home, “just Chick-fil-A bags on the floor.” Also on Lindsey’s floor:
– Napkins from Brett Kavanaugh’s garbage
– Confederate flag cocktail toothpicks
– Tear-stained diary pages with the words “so lonely” pic.twitter.com/YNZ84SSoD6— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) January 24, 2023
That sounds like some deep self-loathing.
— Brandy Reese for AZ (@ReeseForAZ) January 24, 2023
Weird flex, but ok.
— MaTT FLaMMaBLe (@MaTTFLaMMaBLe) January 24, 2023
Why the floor? Use the trash can! 😦
— Brandon Dawson (@BDawsonWJBF) January 24, 2023
FBI should search his house(s) right now. He is daring them.
— NittLion79 🌻 (@NittLion79) January 24, 2023
Related: Lindsey Graham proudly votes against “gay marriage” bill and internet tells him to sit back down
A spokesman for Lindsey Graham confirmed to Business Insider, “He loves Chick Fil A. A long-time fan.” They added Graham was “joking about the bags” — but just “a bit”.
Graham wasn’t the only lawmaker in DC promoting Chick-fil-A this week. Yesterday, gay, fabulist Rep. George Santos surprised the press pack waiting outside his office with a free Chick-fil-A delivery.
Surprise, it’s Chick-fil-a sandwiches today! #NY03 pic.twitter.com/SxgKfXhTsL
— Rep. George Santos (@RepSantosNY03) January 25, 2023
RIGay
I guess he never heard of a condom?
scotty
+1 internets
Fname Optional Lname
Does he honestly believe people will think he’s straight because he eats greasy fast food? She’s struggling with some demons
Prax07
What’s to stop anyone like Graham, now that three officials have had stuff found, from just going and burning whatever classified crap they have kept? Like would anyone have been the wiser if Pence just burned the stuff and said No, I don’t have anything?
mcflyer54
Wasn’t Mike Pence just bragging about how he, unlike Biden, had never taken any classified documents out of his White House office? Seems that karma took a big bite out of Pence’s butt so Miss Lindsey might want to keep her mouth shut.
DBMC
Ewww. We could have guessed he lived in filth.
SDR94103
vile.
bachy
Locations of Classified Documents
The Beach: 13%
Your Mom’s: 10%
On Coffee Tables as “Super-Coasters”: 15%
Brooks Brothers Dressing Rooms: 3%
Sock Drawers: 14%
Starbucks: 8%
Stuffed into Turkeys: 9%
Lining Birdcages: 3%
Under Beds: 21%
The U.S. National Archives: 4%
AllahsHappyHalal PorkEmporium
“I will go to war for the principles Chick-fil-A stands for..,”
No doubt, the RINO POS will also ‘go to war’ to support his grifter scumbag Ukranian NAZI pals showering Sleazeinsky (Zelensky) and his Azov Battalion, Adair Regiment, Right Sector, and most certainly Ukraines leftover WWII mass murdering NAZI war hero, [Stepan] Bandera militia with Amerikan weapons and BILLION$$$ of Amerikan taxpayer funds that SHOULD BE spent here to help suffering Americans and getting OUR people, the homeless and veterans off the nations sidewalks and gutters!
Piss on this RINO traitor! Deficate on him too!!!
Amerika and the good people of Ukraine and eastern Ukraine deserve better than the 2014 CIA inspired genocide against Donbass!!!
sbsfo
@PorkE: Huh?
Jimmynj
I would have thought the floor would be littered with credit card receipts from all the call boys he rented.