If there’s a Lindsay Lohan-sized hole in your heart, you’ll be pleased to know she’s hoping to rebrand herself as a wild-hearted social media prankster/puppet-master.
In her new reality show The Anti-Social Network, she’ll be orchestrating a series of outlandish stunts that involve taking over fans’ social media accounts and setting them up with three kooked-out challenges — like stripping for an art class, or abruptly having to perform stand-up comedy.
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In the first trailer, Lohan says:
How about we take this to the next level?
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“Everybody knows you should never leave your phone lying around, especially near me. So, I’ve decided to hijack your social media for a whole 24 hours.
If you can pull off three challenges, then you’ll win some fabulous prizes. But they won’t know I’m the one pulling the strings.”
Is there anybody on the planet who doesn’t want to be mortally humiliated by Lindsay Lohan in front of all their social media contacts?
?RT? if you are excited about my new show ? pic.twitter.com/rNjR47Ngkd
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) March 22, 2017
DCguy
This reminds me of when Tara Reid thought she would use the show “Wild On/Taradise” as her big comeback.
It was a spectacularly, Amazing, Stupendous train wreck! Good thing Sharknado came around 10 years later for her. (Seriously, if it’s ever available on streaming -doubtful- check out how Tara manages to be in some very interesting foreign places and not care about anything other than if the clubs are good, and her next drink)
On the bright side, apparently one of the men Lohan hangs around with loaned her enough money to afford a P.R. person who could fax out these press releases.
Good luck to her, but I honestly think she could have gotten more bang for her buck launching pad-wise if she started out the comeback by guest judging an episode of RuPauls Drag race.
He BGB
Nobody has picked the show up yet, I think. Wendy Williams said she’s willing to put the money up for the series but was she serious?
Horse Lips
I tried REALLY, REALLY hard. I really did. And I just can’t possibly care any less.