Did we miss her?

Lindsey Lohan promises “I’m back!” But is she? Is she really?

If there’s a Lindsay Lohan-sized hole in your heart, you’ll be pleased to know she’s hoping to rebrand herself as a wild-hearted social media prankster/puppet-master.

In her new reality show The Anti-Social Network, she’ll be orchestrating a series of outlandish stunts that involve taking over fans’ social media accounts and setting them up with three kooked-out challenges — like stripping for an art class, or abruptly having to perform stand-up comedy.

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In the first trailer, Lohan says:

“Everybody knows you should never leave your phone lying around, especially near me. So, I’ve decided to hijack your social media for a whole 24 hours.

If you can pull off three challenges, then you’ll win some fabulous prizes. But they won’t know I’m the one pulling the strings.”

Is there anybody on the planet who doesn’t want to be mortally humiliated by Lindsay Lohan in front of all their social media contacts?