LISTEN: Is This Really Justin Bieber Singing Rihanna’s “S&M”?

This track surfaced over the weekend, and some are claiming it’s actually tween icon Justin Bieber doing a cover of “S&M,” Rihanna’s ode to kinky sex. We’re inclined to believe it’s not the Beebs—It doesn’t fit his image and, y’know, Selina Gomez just doesn’t look like a dom top.

But it’d be great if it was: We might finally think Justin, who’s biggest shocker to date has been upchucking on stage, has some edge and depth.

It’s a sad day when Rihanna is considered edgy, but everything’s relative.