Proving once and for all she’s absolutely nothing like Madonna, Lady Gaga has reportedly released a rap song. “American Life” “Cake Like Lady Gaga” has leaked onto the Interwebs, but Mother Monster hasn’t officially claimed it as her own yet. If it is her, she’s supposedly talk-rapping over a beat from “Born This Way” producer DJ White Shadow.
Public reaction is crazy strong in both directions:
“Cake Like Lady GaGa is the most obnoxious & disgusting white chick rap piece of shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.” said one Facebook commenter. Meanwhile, a poster on SoundCloud said simply, “This bitch got SWAG!”
Is it “Rapper’s Delight?” No, but it’s kinda fun and we can see enjoying at 2am in the middle of the dance floor.
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What say you, Little Monsters?
shle896
Yeah, that’s pretty shiteous.
Alotta Fagina
What a mess!!
ScaryRussianHeather
Ugh. Never let it be said that Gaga fails to make bank where there’s an opportunity. Bi, bullied (yeah right, lmao), political advocate, now rapper. WHEVS.
Meanwhile, I never thought I’d say this but Ke$ha blows Gaga out of the park in the white chick rap genre.
tardis
I don’t care what she does. This woman is amazing. I love her spirit and her positive message. Sail away, Gaga. Don’t the haters stop you from doing your thang!
Sebizzar
Are you guys really taking this seriously? She didn’t, it’s not gona be her next single so calm down lol.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
mmmm….urinal cake… alternating layers of shyte and smegma…
and topped with a layer of Vanilla Icing.
compliments to the chef.
jacknasty
The song is clearly labeled “Cake/Trap” it is not called “Cake Like Lady Gaga”
not her best song, but I like that she’s going back to her beginnings and doing songs about clubbing and money and such like her first album, I got kinda bored by her preachy act of the past few years. When I want to listen to something deep I’ll find it elsewhere, when I want to cruise with the windows down and listen to songs about fame and money and dancing I’ll listen to Gaga
Niall
For the people who don’t know, it’s not a serious track and it’s not a single, it’s merely a joke she and her producer came up with. So yes it’s a mess, but it’s not meant to be serious.
trulyOUTRAGEOUS
Oh my… how, interesting! Well, you tried Gaga!