Former first lady Melania Trump has never been known for, well, much of anything really. The aspiring-model-turned-Christmas-witch rarely does interviews or speaks to the press. She did comment on her husband’s 2024 bid for the White House this week, however. But in typical Melania fashion, her remarks were stoic, uninspiring, and possibly plagiarized.
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Speaking exclusively to Breitbart News, the last remaining pro-Trump publication now that Rupert Murdoch has said his conservative media empire is turning its attention toward bolstering Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis, the ex-FLOTUS said, “I support my husband’s decision to run for president of this wonderful nation. His achievements during his administration had a great effect on all of us, and he can lead us toward success and prosperity again.”
She added, “I await the day when my husband returns to lead an America that is characterized by peace, love, and security.”
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Ah, yes. Peace and love. Like we saw on that dark January day when her husband incited an insurrection on the U.S. Capitol that resulted in five people dying, 138 officers being injured, and lifelong trauma inflicted on countless innocent people.
Peace and love. Like the time he yelled at that poor 11-year-old boy mowing the White House lawn.
Peace and love. Like the time he had peaceful protesters tear-gassed so he could stage a photo opp holding an upside down Bible in front of St. John’s Church in Lafayette Square.
Peace and love. Like the time he (allegedly) hurled a porcelain plate across the room, shattering it, and leaving ketchup “dripping down the wall” for Cassidy Hutchinson to clean up with a napkin.
Trump announced his third presidential run in a fact-free speech given at Mar-a-Lago on Tuesday evening, during which he made over 20 false or misleading claims (by CNN’s count).
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Melania sat quietly in the front row as her 76-year-old husband rambled on for 60 uninspiring minutes about a host of issues, ranging from Joe Biden‘s cognitive abilities to the cost of Thanksgiving turkeys, before promising to “make America great and glorious again.”
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When he was finished, she joined him on stage for a quick photo opp before hurrying off, presumably to lock herself in her bedroom chambers located on the complete opposite side of the building from his.
Here’s what Twitter has to say about Melania’s canned remarks and the thought of her being FLOTUS again…
No Melania, we’re not letting you comeback to our White House to fuck up Christmas ever again.
— Lucia- ???????? (@Lucialicious22) November 17, 2022
Melania Trump tomorrow: pic.twitter.com/tVNyOmqGcq
— RazzLi (@razzli_) November 13, 2022
I never understood why anyone thought she was the least bit different from her husband. They are vultures-of-a-feather.
— Luanna Meyer PhD (@LuBonLez) November 17, 2022
“PEACE, LOVE,& SECURITY”
– @MELANIATRUMPGive Me a Break?????
Melania Trump Statement:
“I support my husband’s desire to run for president.
I await the day when my husband returns to lead an America that is characterized by PEACE, LOVE & SECURITY.” pic.twitter.com/A27JuM2yOs— Stephanie Winston Wolkoff (@SWinstonWolkoff) November 17, 2022
Has the hostage situation at Mar-a-lago ended? Did security finally let those suckers leave?
Where was Melania?
No public officials present. Trump is still a loser.
— Penelope's Perspective (@PenelopesBooks) November 16, 2022
Love, peace & security. pic.twitter.com/inaBlmEuym
— Mike Morton (@TheMikeMorton) November 17, 2022
Melania actually opened her eyes for Trump’s big announcement. pic.twitter.com/DtxOD1IhPP
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) November 16, 2022
I don’t remember love, peace, or security. I remember a LOT of HATE, conflict, and unnecessary death…He was a global embarassment – I literally had to apologize to my relatives when he visited their country.
— Deirdre Pearson (@PerantieD) November 17, 2022
Melania..the very LAST last things your hubby stands for are love, peace and Safety. Now thievery, greed, blackmail and crudeness…that's Trump.
— Hewitt Newton (@HewittNewton) November 17, 2022
Melania waiting for her husband to lead an America that is characterized by love, peace & security. pic.twitter.com/04jXc3k2tm
— Donna Avocado 💉💉💉💉💉💉Anti-Fascist #DemCastAZ (@ladalavara) November 17, 2022
Vince
Yeah, that sounds like something the First Whore would say. My apologies to working Whore’s btw. Lol
Covid Hermit
“His achievements during his administration had a great effect on all of us…”
Um, his mishandling of the worst pandemic in 800 years (which is NOT over, check the latest CDC mortality data if you think otherwise) is why I’m still afraid to leave the house…I wouldn’t say his administration had a great effect on me.
abfab
The republicans get exactly what they deserve. A complete and total fool. They knew it then and they know it now and now they can wallow around in the swamp that they said they would drain.
Don’t let this POS get the best of us this time around. We went thru the depression and the demoralization…..and we’re still here! (RIP Stritch)
Any grooming we afford the kids of today is to encourage them to see the world and to pay attention. That kind of grooming we have time for.
seven5tx
He is going to campaign then at the last minute find an excuse to not run. He then gets to pocket the filthy lucre
LumpyPillows
Melania will sit this one out. It’s going to be a real shit show for Donny this time around. I predict he melts down so bad that they institutionalize him. Or so I hope. That or prison.
Mr. Stadnick
When I read her quotes I hear a dead monotone voice with no inflection. She is such a laughable ex-first lady.
Kangol2
This wytch’s husband is the worst president in the history of the US. He left the country in a shambles when he lost in 2020 and then proceeded to attempt a coup to stay in office! This horrible excuse for a former first lady needs to go with her husband where they both belong: federal maximum security prison!
Jimmynj
Melania is a lying skank. The entire family is an embarrassment to this country and her husband and those evil children should be in jail for treason.