It’s no The Biggest Loser. And it’s no Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution. But watching Little Big Chris shed the weight in “Project Jawline” is quickly becoming our guilty pleasure. Like chocolate. Mmm, sweet chocolate.
Chris has lost 12.5 pounds so far in his weight loss quest. In just two weeks. He’s back to wearing a size small. That’s excellent! Not so excellent is the territory that comes with getting fit: Obsessing over eating and exercising, which are the most annoying things in the world.
terrwill
He looks like a young David Gest. He scares me, please make him go away………. : p
SebbyFTL
I applaud him but…a size small really? I don’t think so…
Greg Theron
He’s more medium. It’s easy to lose weight, take Xenical. That’s how I did it.
craig
@SebbyFTL: Have you not noticed the unfortunate trend among the gays (and slowly spreading to the straights) of wearing clothes that are WAY too small? If you have a gut, that’s fine, nothing wrong with it. But wearing the tightest shirt you can find??
romeo
I always thought “small” was for short guys. I’m 6′ and wear a medium. I’d have to be like a pencil to wear a small.
Greg Theron
My cousin who’s 5′ 10″ and wears size double 0 in girls jeans because there aren’t any male pants available in his size wears size SM. How does this fat bitch wear SM? Its okay, Jesus still loves him. Oh losing 12 pounds doesn’t drop you a size down, trust me, I know.
romeo
Greg, I think your cousin needs to eat a burger.
DR
Speaking from experience as a short man (I’m only 5’3″, this young man is 5’4″), 12.5 pounds can make a huge difference in what you can and can’t wear. When I was at 170 after surgery, dropping 12.5 pounds made a huge difference in my waist size (that’s down to 157), and then losing another 20 made even more of a difference.
romeo
Weight vs. height is kind of a tricky thing. Muscle mass is heavier than fat, so your appropriate weight is a lot determined by how in shape you are. If you’re less muscular, then you should weigh less.
Greg Theron
Its a bit ironic because my cousins eats more than anyone in the family, and he mostly eats meat, which isn’t too healthy by the amount he eats, who knows what’s in surprise for him! But he is very, very skinny.
Wow that guy is 5′ 4″? Goodness, so tiny. :/ I need me a man at least 6 feet!
romeo
Greg, a high protein meat diet means he’s probably not getting enough complex carbohydrates, among other things. That might have health issues for him down the line, unless he’s a werewolf. 😮
terrwill
@Greg Theron: The penis fairy usually more than makes it up for the lack of height to those short boys…… :-O
Greg Theron
Dear Romeo,
Exactly my point! I try preaching to these bitches and they all become ignorant and think I’m crazy just because I’m a vegetarian. What’s worse than being a Gay vegetarian Atheist? Besides being a Gay Black Vegetarian Muslim, no offense. 🙂
And I doubt he’s a werewolf, he isn’t that hairy :/
romeo
Lautner isn’t hairy either, until the full moon — AWWOOOOOO!
LOL
Greg Theron
My goodness, Lautner makes me wetter than Hurricane Katrina.
romeo
Same here.
Greg Theron
I swear, if I see Lautner naked, my life would be complete.
romeo
Mine will be complete when we’re both in the shower together. Think BIG, Greg.
terrwill
@Greg Theron: American Indians tend to have HUGE totem poles…………
Greg Theron
@terrwill: @romeo: You little skanks! Fine, I would think if we ALL slept with him, our lives would be complete. I’ve never had me an American Indian, maybe I should get on the bandwagon? I have a HILARIOUS joke, but it’s only funny in person. :/
terrwill
@romeo: Rom: And you ain’t gonna beat me to the shower punch on this thread!! I did, I saw, and I swiped everything clean!!! : p
terrwill
@Greg Theron: We’re going waaaay un PC here, who gives a thit? Its Friday and almost happy hour………Wouldn’t that be a covered wagon???? : p
Greg Theron
@terrwill: Haha, whats “un PC”? I’m slow on trendy talk. 🙂 Happy hour so soon? It is only 10:30 here in California, I can’t have Happy Hour today, I work tonight from 4 to 9, at the most miserable place on Earth.
romeo
Greg, you work at Disneyland?
terrwill
@Greg Theron: “Band wagon” to “covered wagon”…….Yea, its beautiful here on the East coast, hit a nice bar on the water for some pre-happy hour libations…….
Greg Theron
Romeo, no I don’t, but you were close! I work at another place filled with tons of people who don’t know how to dress, I work at, The Mall.
jeffree
@terrwill: U mean “hit on the waiter @ a nice bar, right !?!?”
@ Big Chris: it doesnt matter what size u wear, it matters if it fits! good job so far but rememmber to walk walk walk everywhere you can
@Greg Theron: Lautner opens his mouth & WHANG WHANG the sexy evapporates!!! I can’t spell but he is worst off, he can’t talk! those vampire movies r SO baddddd.
BTW they gayest place @ the mall is the loading dock !! when i worked there i got ALL the deliveries, & made some toooo 😀 hehe