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WATCH: Lindsay Lohan As Elizabeth Taylor In First “Liz & Dick” Trailer. You’re Welcome.

Yes. Yes. YES! Lifetime has FINALLY released the trailer for the greatest television movie of all time, Liz & Dick, starring national treasure Lindsay Lohan as the legendary Elizabeth Taylor and Grant Bowler as Richard Burton.

And it’s everything we’d hoped it would be.

Over the top. Melodramatic. And (unintentionally) campy. In a scant 30 seconds we see La Lohan as La Liz drunkenly hurl a bottle of booze at the wall, casually dismiss ending her fourth marriage (“Who’s counting?!”) and generally own everything and everyone.

This is bound to be so bad it’s good, you guys. Just seeing Linds throw a bottle at Grant Bowler’s head while screaming, “You’re screwing that witch?!” makes all the sadness in the world go away. Happy Friday, kids.

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7 Comments

  • Cam

    Wow…so her career comeback is a Lifetime Movie on a par with something that Victoria PRinciple, or Valerie Bertinelli would have done? Things aren’t looking great for Lohan.

  • pierre

    Hard to tell if this movie is any good, what with the trailer being so spliced and
    fast. I hope they got the voice down, as that was a very particular aspect of Liz Taylor.

  • Spike

    Seems like the edited it so none of her bad acting is included. Then again it’s Lifetime, is that the cable channel for dlist has beens, in which case, she is right on par.

  • BiL

    I never knew Liz Taylor sounded just like Miley Cyrus!

  • NormdePlume

    It’s probably going to be as terrible as I feared. Casting that trainwreck-looking-for-a- place-to-happen is like buying a Yugo because you like the way a Ferrari looks.

  • biscuit_batter

    wow this looks really awful. i will be watching!lol

  • IGiveUp

    Liz & Dick is an awful title…considering she’s had so many husbsands, are they talking about Liz and her husband Richard, or…?

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