On last night’s Louie the comedian Louis C.K., playing a fictional version of himself on a show that makes us laugh at “faggot,” had a chance to discuss anal sex. Funny how it takes a straight man to get me to think about butt sex in a whole new way. (Spoilers ahead)
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Louie’s acidic mother came out as a lesbian last night, which, let’s just say, Louie and his brother weren’t prepared for. So it had him thinking about lesbian sex. And gay sex. And how with two women, having sex is just wrong: “not morally, just geometrically.”
BenR
Lesbian sex is only “geometrically” wrong to people who assume that a dick is necessary for sex. Naturally, lesbians are not among those people.
Mike
It sure comes in handy though!
jeffree
Umm, yeah, that’s where I like to “place” mine also. I supposedly have some talent.
Uh oh, did I just out myself?
Cam
Yay for asses!
L.
@BenR: Of course a dick isn’t necessary for sex. But stating it is, was necessary to comedy.
Clint
ehhh yeah… kinda funny.
adman
Plus, the ass is where the male prostate offers it’s access point. A fact of life that I’ve never heard ONE breeder dude admit too. What part of “I’ll make you jerk and gasp as you lose it without even touching the tackle” don’t you understand? I think it’s the feeling that I’ll be in control of his reflexes that scares straight guys to death, even when they are open-minded enough to consider the truth of mansex. Just clean it up first, breeder boy, remember we don’t call you douchebags for nothing. Hygiene is key, which is another failing of straight and/or curious men. *gags*.
Dawson
@adman: I’m not going to say that prostate orgasms aren’t possible, because they most definitely are. However, in all the time I’ve had sex and in every video I’ve watched (which I watch A LOT of porn), I’ve just never actually seen it happen in the vast majority of all cases. I just don’t buy that the majority of sexual relationships end in a prostrate orgasm. If the majority of yours do then good for you, and more power to you and the men you are with.
Nick
For fuck’s sake, people. It is comedy. Get a grip — he’s telling a joke, he isn’t railing against gay civil rights.
L.
@Dawson: I agree with your assessment that most sexual encounters probably don’t end with prostate orgasms – I’d just add I very much that porn would be evidence of either the truth or falseness of the idea, given how scripted and unreal the vast majority of porn is.
L.
@Nick: I don’t think anyone said he was.
adman
@Dawson: I takes training to get it to happen in the majority of encounters, you need to research tantric sex. The times it doesn’t happen it is still much better than doing a non-active bottom. Now, to find a willing and interested bottom who is willing to learn and not just go all passive/selfish on you, for that you’re on your own. If you’re the bottom, BTW, you don’t need a top, you can learn interrupting/cycling orgasms on your own. One group I’ve heard of is called Body Electric, and they teach in some kind of seminar format, where you pay to attend a weekend workshop with a partner etc. I learned from a lover when I was younger…This has been a huge plus for our ongoing monogomy in my relationship, if you experiment with tantra, a deep abiding love for your partner is very possible, even likely. Men are sex driven, then we look to nurture in ways a lot of gay men or men in general seem to be unaware of, sadly. Not at all like the “hookup” minded or even sportsex mentality of a lot of the gay guys I know, it couldn’t be more different in the long run.
eagledancer
Joe Kramer and the Body Electric:
http://www.donshewey.com/sex_articles/body_electric.html
slobone
I think he’s kind of hot. So sue me…
Aaron in Honolulu
I like how some of the men in the background look slightly uncomfortable and are making sure they are not laughing too hard to attract attention to themselves. lol
joe
I Freakin love everything about anal man sex or hell, even a nice dildo in the ass will make me cum uncontrolably!!! Since i was very young i was always playing whith my ass. I learned at a very young age that A hot shower and a dildo make for some fun times and you can get comfortable with yourself enough to cum without touching your cock! AND you will never have a more intense or pleasuable orgasm than from anal sex!! OH I get worked up just thinking about it!!! OH and a vibe works wonders too!