Love Lost

Rosie O’Donnell appears on Rachael Ray’s television show tomorrow and breaks the heart-breaking news that she’s no longer in love with Tom Cruise, her famed straight crush. And she coldly told him via email: “Tom knows, I wrote him an e-mail: ‘Sorry it’s happened, I didn’t think it would.’” That’ll learn Cruise not to be such a raving lunatic. [MSNBC]