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Lutheran College Suspends Entire Golf Team For Taking Awesome Naked Photo

The golf coach of Bethany College suspended his entire 15-member men’s golf team from playing in the next three tournaments for taking a nude team shot where the men covered their junk with clubs and golf accessories. He chided the team for not upholding the reputation of the team and college, but the team has appealed the coach’s decision to the college president. Really though, the coach should thank his team for finally making golf exciting.

You can see the NSFW shot after the jump!

On:           Aug 24, 2011
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    • EdWoody

      Uh, no you can’t. It’s the same picture.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mykelb

      Well? Where is it?

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • A.C. Slater

      Here you go, but it’s nothing to call home about…


      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JQD

      Here is the Queerty link (original file name was _1)


      That said, it’s mighty tiny.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian

      So sad that we Americans are so uptight about the human body that some silly fun like that leads to suspension by their coach.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bryan

      WHAT? hot, young, non-middle aged guys who play golf? How does that happen. Oh, wait the team is still predominately white, so I guess some things still remain normal.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riker

      @Bryan: Why do you hate white people so much?

      Aug 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      Wooow naked thanks sooo much i love you

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Khristiaan

      Men are gorgeous its there right to pose nude if they want to. the only offense to this photo is that they arent showing their d**ks like most men dont cause there are too ashamed of what they were born with. It’s a body part get the hell over it.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      I agree but photos so Hooooot

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete

      Hat’s off to them. See, golfers do have sense of humor about the sport. Re-instate the team. Let them play.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • slanty

      That’s Lutherans for you.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bryan

      @Riker: Okay, I guess I should have put a smilie, it was a joke and I was just tying to play on the fact that golf is a sport for mostly white people.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greenwick

      Haha. That is brilliant!

      Aug 24, 2011 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel Villarreal

      @EdWoody: @JQD: Crap. Thanks, JQD. The correct photo is now linked.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 7:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve

      Ever since photography was invented, there has been a tradition of sports teams taking this sort of pictures. Usually they take two “team” pictures — one for the frame on the wall, and the other for “private” viewing.

      All of the other sports teams at the school should follow suit. Or, perhaps, all of the other golf teams in the league. Traditions must be continued.

      Aug 24, 2011 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mkiel

      They are NOT naked!!!!

      Aug 24, 2011 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      @Mkiel: well, yes, technically, they ARE “naked”. Whether your view of the entire details of the nakedness is obscured by intervening items of golf equipment is entirely irrelevant. They remain unclothed – dicks exposed to your view or not.

      Aug 25, 2011 at 4:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      Hahahah they All have big dick

      Aug 25, 2011 at 5:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      Hooot body but nathing one is handsome

      Aug 25, 2011 at 5:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maddie

      @Mkiel: they naked do you want to see dicks

      Aug 25, 2011 at 5:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon

      Can we focus on the real issue here?

      How do you get bodies like that playing golf?

      Aug 25, 2011 at 9:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mannydog

      Remember: It’s not the size of your club, but how you swing it!

      Aug 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Damm, wish I could see their putters…………..

      Aug 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto

      It would be hot and reassuring to see that their balls are in the right places (sigh) but Imagination is a wonderful thing.

      Aug 28, 2011 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Seandee

      I’m sorry…has anyone realised yet that there is a COLLEGE GOLF TEAM?!?!?!?!?! WTF Taking BS sports scholarships to a whole new low.

      Aug 29, 2011 at 1:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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