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Madame Tussauds Might Want To Put A Drool Guard In Front Of Taylor Lautner’s New Statue

Taylor Lautner
PHOTOS: You can’t accuse Madame Tussauds of doing things half-assed oriented—even though the statue of Twilight hunk Taylor Lautner now at the wax museum’s Berlin outpost is wearing a shirt, the sculpture still has his chiseled (and hairless) six pack.

Would you still hit it?

 

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16 Comments

  • TinoTurner

    People drool over pig-nosed talentless “actors” that look like they have downs syndrome?

  • Cam

    Any guesses on when he’ll come out?

  • redcarpet

    You don’t have to like him, but don’t be such a dick about it.

    Are we sure he’s not gay? I know he’s said he’s straight, but that boy is still pinging my gaydar.

  • MuscleModelBlog.com

    Even though I admit that he has a good physique, I think that there is a huge contrast between his body and his face: his face looks a lot “younger” than his body does…like his body is more developed than someone his age normally is. It’s hard to explain. Also, comparing how he looks in the Twilight movies to other photos…he looks a lot smaller in the “real life” photos. Movie magic, I guess.

  • MikeE

    It’s a bit of a shame. He’s a dreadful actor – and he’s demonstrated this in films other than Twilight.

    Then, he’s cute.. but aren’t ALL 18-yr olds cute?

    However, and this is the kicker: he’s absolutely adorable in interviews. He’s funny and witty and genuine.

    So in the end, too bad he’s not a terribly talented actor, but he’s cute so he’ll probably continue getting roles… and in a way, this is a good thing, because he really seems like a nice guy.

    Justin Beaver could use some lessons in humility from Taylor.

  • DickGreenleaf

    When Taylor Swift dumped Taylor Lautner she said that maybe she should write a song about herself, as in this relationship, she was the one that treated him badly.

  • 2eo

    @TinoTurner: It’s not down syndrome, the brow indicates severe fetal alcohol syndrome.

  • Bob LaBlah

    Does anyone know if he had ever done a nude scene or at least a butt shot in any of his movies?

  • Will L

    He needs to get the nose fixed. Pug noses look a lot less cute the older you get. I would not say that if he were “just another person.” But if he intends to be an actor, he’ll need it.

  • Tim

    No not all 18 year olds are cute!!!!!!!!! That’s what gives the gay community such a bad name. Everyone thinks we want them as young as possible no matter how grotesque and underage they look. In fact the younger they look the better. That’s disgusting. I suppose when he turns 21 he’ll be considered yesterdays garbage. Leave the poor kids nose alone. Look in the mirror and point out your own flaws you catty bitches, more reasons why the gay community gets such a bad reputation.

  • DarkZephyr

    Wow some of you queens are just monstrous. I think he is extremely handsome.

  • DarkZephyr

    Besides, Kevin Bacon’s career hasn’t been all THAT bad despite a very similar nose.

  • MikeE

    @Tim: I think you misunderstood my comment about 18-yr olds.
    I am not personally attracted to guys that young. I prefer mine in their 40s.

    What I meant is that there is a generic “cuteness” that comes with youth.

    When a man becomes a man, that’s when his true beauty comes out. Give me Daniel Craig over Taylor Lautner ANY day.

  • Cam

    @MuscleModelBlog.com:

    He wasn’t going to get the part in the second Twilight movie because the character became so much bigger. So six month’s later he has backed on something like 25 pounds of muscle. I don’t think it’s any mystery as to why his body looks over developed for his age. Definitely a trip to the studio doctor.

  • rand503

    Even the jeans in the wax model are pretty hot.

  • TrekBear

    Sadly, the wax statue is still more lifelike than the actor!

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