Madonna and Gucci teamed up last night to raise controversial moolah for UNICEF and African nation Malawi. And, as you can see, all the big names were there. While we weren’t in attendance (our invitation must have gotten lost in the mail), our sources tell us everyone had a gay old time. Except for Gwyneth Paltrow, whose silk bow reportedly tried to decapitate the actress.
Function over form?
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Brad
Is Madonna really shorter than Tom Cruise or was Tom standing on a step-ladder for these photos?
Woof
Can’t Madonna see her daughter needs some serious eyebrow waxing, good Lord.
Charley
I hope that is Rosie’s daughter. Rosie has her hand on the little girl’s hip.
todd
Lourdes looks like a normal kid. You won’t see her going nuts in Hollyweird…
Charley
OK so it’s Madonna’s child. Not up on celebs and their families. First with Rosie feeling her up, then on the lap of a handsome dark guy with a mustache. Normal.
Charley
Madonna’s ex. and father of the kid, I remember now.
Brad
The handsome dark guy is the girl’s father…
marco
run katie, ruuuuuuuuuuuun!
I just wanna punch Tom cruise in his face for some reason.
marco
Oh, and madonna’s daughter looks like a 50 year old Italian hausfrau.
Jaxson
Good Lourdes, madonna once answered a question about the one thing she would take on a desert island, her answer “tweezeeers” funny thing is remember the 80’s and madonna had brows like borat, geez they look a like tho
Jaxson
oh and what ever disguise, fund raising for orphans in malawi is a fabulous thing. kaballah aint all that bad compared with the catholic church’s rejection of condoms