Madge Hitting It With A-Rod?

Though they’ve yet to confirm, everyone seems dead set that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are calling it quits. While Ritchie will likely fade into oblivion following a potential divorce, rumor has it that Madonna’s already found a new playmate: married Yankee Alex Rodriguez.

That is, of course, if you believe tab-rag Us Weekly:

A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out “as late as midnight.” Says the source, “All the doormen are talking.”

Rodriguez attended Madonna’s April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game). Her son Rocco, 7, also sported Yankees gear on June 25 while playing in Central Park.

Oh dear God! Does Madonna have no shame?! She’s letting her child wear Yankees gear in New York?! This woman is sick. Someone call child services.