It may just be our jet-lagged delirium, but for some demented reason we sort of care about Madonna‘s new hair. Our interest comes not from a deep, gay love for Madge, nor do we want to comment endlessly on her new aesthetic. We just want to point out that the Material Girl paid Â£750, or a little over $1400, for the new look.
We don’t want to point fingers, but gays did this to her. If only we’d repressed some of our girlish love for her, maybe she’d still have some sense. Although, we’ve just wasted precious energy posting this little morsel, so it seems we’re the most guilty. Fuck!
(Whatever. You know you care, too. Fag.)