This just in: Come January, Madison Cawthorn will no longer have his congressional salary and could be quite literally jobless, penniless, and facing the prospect of criminal charges.
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According to The Daily Beast, the outgoing, one-term congressman maybe probably violated campaign laws with his “outrageous” spending of campaign funds meant to be used during his now-defunct general election campaign, including blowing thousands of dollars on dining at the vehemently anti-LGBTQ fastfood chain Chick-fil-a and at least three shopping sprees at a high-end cigar shop.
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An anonymous campaign source says the anti-LGBTQ GOP Representative’s campaign was so strapped for cash during the end of his failed primary that it was forced to dip into general fund money.
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Unfortunately, election laws forbid those funds from being spent until the general election. If a candidate loses their primary, as Cawthorn did, the money must be returned to donors. But since the money isn’t there anymore, there’s nothing to return.
Per The Daily Beast:
The campaign’s financial washout is more than another embarrassment; it’s against the law.
“Nobody ever did the math, which baffled me because the spending was so outrageous,” the campaign source told The Daily Beast.
This person pointed to a spree of frivolous charges over the last year that all accelerated into 2022, such as $1,500 in “egregiously” frequent trips to Chick-Fil-A, almost $3,000 at a place called Papa’s Beer, three separate charges at a high-end cigar shop, $21,000 for lodging in Florida and—the biggest drain—hundreds of thousands of dollars in sky-high consulting and fundraising fees, including for Cawthorn’s friend and campaign manager, Blake Harp, who was drawing a salary beyond federal limits.
Cawthorn, who recently voted against codifying same-sex marriage into federal law, lost his primary against GOP candidate Chuck Edwards on May 17, shortly after video leaked online showing him butt naked and humping his male cousin’s face in a hotel room.
According to available data, Cawthorn owes donors over $220,000. Among those he must now pay back are several of his close friends and neighbors, GOP colleagues, nearly three dozen retirees, a former Army major, and billionaire GOP megadonors Bernie Marcus, Steve Wynn, John Childs, and H. Ross Perot Jr.
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But with his campaign -$325,000 in debt, it’s unclear how he’s going to do that.
Jordan Libowitz, communications director for Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, tells The Daily Beast that Cawthorn will probably face heavy consequences for his alleged mishandling of campaign funds.
“There are few more ironclad rules in campaign finance than you can’t spend general election funds in a primary,” Libowitz explains. “There are strict limits on how much may be given and spent in each. If Cawthorn spent funds raised for the general during the primary and made no attempt to refund the general donations, he’ll likely be in a lot of trouble with the FEC.”
Now, some tweets…
Madison Cawthorn is in quite a bit of trouble.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 24, 2022
Madison Cawthorn running from the donors he owes money to pic.twitter.com/0OboGYujS5
— ????SATIRE Shu of the Deep State™ ???????? (@DeepState_Shu2) July 25, 2022
Can we focus on the fact that Madison Cawthorn spent $1,500 at Chick-fil-A?
— Kate ?????? (@ImSpeaking13) July 24, 2022
Never forget, the GQP turned their backs on Madison Cawthorn because there was video proof that he was being sexual with another man, NOT because he's a white supremacist who spews conspiracy theories. #Fresh
— Jason Dogwood ™???????????? (@jasondogwood) July 23, 2022
https://twitter.com/TeachAllAmerica/status/1551598058223218690
Disgraced Congressman Madison Cawthorn stole from his campaign donors and spent lavishly on Chick-fil-A, high-end cigars and an expensive trip to Florida
He is now $220,000 in debt and dead broke
Sounds like someone went on a spending orgy ?
— Lindy Li (@lindyli) July 24, 2022
Madison Cawthorn stole from his supporters and now can't pay them back.
I'm shocked.
This younger generation of conservatives seemed like such a bastion of morality.
— Brian O'Sullivan (@osullivanauthor) July 24, 2022
Breaking: Madison Cawthorn's credit score
— The Jewish Ginger Resister (@JewishResister) July 24, 2022
Madison Cawthorn probably used campaign funds to pay for those hotel rooms he and his cousin Luke would do cousin stuff in like hump naked because straight guys do that all the time with kin folk. I still wonder who the third person was who filmed it.
— George CantStandYa blocked by Rudy??????? (@CantStandya2018) July 24, 2022
It's just funny how Madison Cawthorn was just some random 25 year old elected to Congress and it went as poorly as you'd expect it to.
— Drew Savicki (@DrewSav) July 23, 2022
Mister P
Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar. Judging by that picture.
still_onthemark
And that’s a very gay shirt! Maybe his bf/cousin Luke bought it for him.
abfab
His bimbo girl friend straps it on.
abfab
Thanks Q! I was really missing the little twit. Dreadful human being.
LumpyPillows
Onlyfans.
Harley
If I want to see a nonfunctional limp noodle I just boil up some macaroni.
Cam
Republicans are criminals. No surprise here.
Neoprene
But are they as bad as ELLEN, Cammie?
Cam
@Neoprene
I ADORE it when the right wing troll account is so obsessed that it exposes another one of it’s screenames. LOL!!!
Your trolling is sad and weak….oh, and Republicans are criminals.
Jim
The way he sucks on that cigar says sooooo much.
He does have a future I gay porn to be sure.
Well I haven’t seen his equipment but,,
abfab
Yeah for about as long as Lorena Bobbit’s husband did………some future.
scotty
i wonder what color his hoyer lift is?
gregg2010
I like ‘em big and stupid!
Just.my.opinion
And, somehow, I do not feel sorry for him.
scotty
yes i am also ok with this.
Neoprene
Maddie is the one guy who won’t be able to just walk away from his troubles.
scotty
zing!
trojanboy
Does he escort?..
Oh. Probably soon….
nm4047
given his disability, he’d need to bottom or strap one on.
IanHunter
Good to see that he is so health concious. The Chick-fil-a and cigars might put him out of his miserable life.
Prax07
Countdown to Cawthorne starting an Onlyfans with his male cousin.
butchqueen
I’ve got something thick for him to suck on.
scotty
the los angeles phone book ?
Brian
These are the people who claim to be “fiscally conservative.”
The Republican brand is all slogans (“moral majority,” “values voters,” “party of law & order,” “sincerely held religious beliefs,” etc.) but they’re all lies.
Herman75
The Republicans are all talk. And they don’t tolerate when a member does gay sh!t. Remember Aaron Schock?
zephyr69
Like the other Republicans, he will probably say it’s a witch hunt by the Democrats. They never take the blame for anything. It’s always a witch hunt.
Vince
He already did which is funny as shit since it was his own party that he owes this to.