Everyone’s a little freaked out by the deeply creepy video outgoing congressman Madison Cawthorn posted last night as he was leaving Mar-a-Lago following Donald Trump‘s low energy (yaaaaawn) announcement that he’s running for president again (ugh) in 2024.
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“I will follow this man until the day I die,” the 27-year-old Nazi enthusiast said. “This man has bled for us, fought for us. I want a president who people are terrified of, who’s gonna push people out of the way.”
Leaving Mar-a-Lago, failed congressman Madison Cawthorn lectures Rs who won’t get behind his hero: “I will follow this man until the day I die. This man has bled for us, fought for us. I want a president who people are terrified of, who’s gonna push people out of the way.” pic.twitter.com/AiivV5Tp8a
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) November 16, 2022
God, there’s soooo much to unpack here.
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First, WTF is up with the lighting in this video and Cawthorn’s washed out Max Headroom appearance? Also, it sounds like he wants a dictator, not a president. And, lastly, if you ever find yourself uttering the words “I will follow this man until the day I die” and that man is not your husband/partner/brother/son/other member of your immediate family, you might want to check to make sure you’re not in a cult.
Here’s what others are saying about the video…
Imma tell my grandkids this was Madison Cawthorn. pic.twitter.com/8cBNEqTPlB
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!?? (@mmpadellan) November 16, 2022
Outgoing congressman Madison Cawthorn is at Trump’s event tonight.
Just a room full of losers.
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) November 16, 2022
Madison Cawthorn BEFORE coke orgy . . . Madison Cawthorn AFTER coke orgy pic.twitter.com/cHQvA500g1
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 16, 2022
What’s with the Hitler Youth haircut? Cawthorn isn’t even trying to hide it at this point.
— Shaun Buckley (@sbucks703) November 16, 2022
Cawthorn out here looking like Judge Doom pic.twitter.com/iQPFnJkbkd
— Anansi Girl (@KaranoirN) November 16, 2022
Could've sworn Madison Cawthorn said Trump "fucked for us" instead of fought for us in that bizarre video, and I thought that might have been the most true statement he ever said.
— Megs – mastodon.sdf.org/@the_meghaning (@the_meghaning) November 16, 2022
Madison Cawthorn attended the #TrumpAnnouncement …
Was the red tag for the after party?#MAGAGA #GOPorgy pic.twitter.com/V6rQOZEV1S
— ??? ??????? ? (@muh_thoughts) November 16, 2022
I don’t know which loser pit Madison Cawthorn decided to emerge from, but I’m sure everyone’s wishing he’d go back, expeditiously.
— RazzLi (@razzli_) November 16, 2022
Please CALL OUT Madison Cawthorn (and anyone else) for NOT BLENDING the same way Alyssa Edwards called out CoCo Montrese in the RuPaul's Drag Race Workroom that one time. Don't let her get away with it. #MAGAGA https://t.co/SBYVYSx08w
— Skinsurrection????? ?????? (@Skinsurrection) November 16, 2022
In other Cawthorn news, he’s apparently all moved out of his congressional office. At least, according to this photo that’s been circulating on Twitter since Monday:
Furniture moved out of Madison Cawthorn’s office in the Cannon Building. Nameplate is gone. Congress is back in session today. #ncpol #nc11 pic.twitter.com/N9hjETHGxK
— Danielle Battaglia (@dani__battaglia) November 14, 2022
Cawthorn first started moving out of his office last month, even though his single term in the U.S. House of Representatives doesn’t technically end until early next year.
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In the alleged cousin face humper’s defense, he’s got a lot on his mind at the moment. In addition to having to find a new job, he also has to prepare to stand trial for bringing a loaded Staccato 9mm handgun through an airport last April.
The Daily Beast recently reported:
Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) will appear in court on Jan. 13 to answer charges relating to an incident in which he allegedly took a loaded handgun into an airport. The Mecklenburg County District Attorney’s office on Tuesday told reporters that the date had been set in relation to a charge of possession of a dangerous weapon on city property over the incident at Charlotte Douglas International Airport in April.
Then there are those three impending court cases for driving offenses he’s dealing with and his impending divorce from that woman he fell in love with at a fake CrossFit competition hosted by a dude he met at a Russian casino.
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Cawthorn’s U.S. House seat will be filled by Republican state senator Chuck Edwards, who defeated him in North Carolina’s Republican primary earlier this year and won in last week’s midterm election with 53% of the vote. Edwards will assume office on January 3, 2023.
Invader7
Hey Copy Cat Madison : Max Headroom wants his look back…
RIGay
Was thinking the same thing.
greekboy
Cawthorn just bought a 3 bed house in Fla(Ft Lauderdale area (?) for 1 mil and change. Where does he get his money?
DesertBearsDHS
I had the same question when I heard about that house purchase. GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBISH!
RIGay
From a rich daddy who deeply funded his campaigns. Daddy is probably glad to get him out of the local limelight.
Steve9999
Of course it’s in Florida.
LumpyPillows
Trump bled for us? Trump would never risk bleeding for anyone. Madison is a total moron. Sorry.
RIGay
But that makes for a good mouthpiece for the floating orange piece of shit. He sold his soul, has zero dignity or integrity, what more does he have to lose?
papajohn
A 3- minute search shows he comes from a wealthy family, received $3 million from his accident, and has $30 million more coming over this lifetime.
abfab
This clown is a major sicko and POS is back to bother us all again. Randy Rainbow has his work cut out for him. Trying to look at the bright side of life.
Mattster
“This man has bled for us, fought for us.” Except no, he didn’t, any more than Cawthorn did. Neither person ever served in the military, Trump dodged the draft with his “bone spurs”, Cawthorn lied about being accepted to the Naval Academy. Something they both have in common, along with being one-term wonders.
Man About Town
What do you expect from a brainless buttcrack who calls an octogenarian “a punk who’s just trying to advance his career”??
bachy
One of the brain-dead sociopaths who have yet to slither away from the festering Trump Cult.
SantaFeJack
Talk about a case of how looks can be deceiving. Madison would fit right in at a GQ gathering…until he opened his mouth and spouted drivel like he did here. He worships trump!?! Was he like this before his injuries?
scotty
bitch, please.
Ken A.
His new career, making videos? Perhaps he and his cousin will start an OnlyFans page.
Peter
OMG…was he on his kneepads when he uttered this crap? He actually said, “Where is your loyalty?” He’s talking about a criminal who’s never been loyal to anyone but demands it of everyone. “Trump bled for us.” Huh? When? Trump thinks people who serve and die for their country are fools. And it goes on… It’s sad how small Cawthorn’s brain is compared to that of most trump cult members.
tjack47
He’s such a junior high school boy acting fool. Where’s my emesis basin, nurse!
woodroad34
He’ll be goin’ round the mountain when he snorts,
when he snorts
He’ll be goin’ round the mountain when he snorts….
He’ll be goin’ round the mountain
He’ll be goin’ round the mountain
He’ll be goin’ round the mountain when he cokes.
Thar he blows!
Steven R
I seriously thought he was being Max Headroom for Halloween or something. I didn’t realize that’s just how he looks now. Losing his primary was not good for him.
Jimmynj
He’s like his buddy Trump – a complete loser. I hope we never see him again.