Are we the only ones tired of Madonna crotch shots? Apparently the material girl’s ‘gina didn’t get enough exposure with “Hung Up,” so now it’s prominent featured on the cover of her new album, Hard Candy. And it’s making us limp.
Madonna, Close Your Legs!
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allen bardin
Shucks, she’s just airing her old used-up cooze out.
abelincoln
I’m just plain tired of her period. No pun intended.
faghag
SHE’S FUCKING GORGEOUS.
DON’T HATE BITCHES, WORSHIP.
Maverick69
If my 49 year old twa-la-la looked that good, I’d do the same.
The Queen of Pop Rocks !!!!!
PalePhoenix
‘Ode to the Madge Vadge’
Her Crotch has made her wealthy,
Its Lips have whispered Cool.
We’re surprised that it’s stayed healthy –
It’s seen more Fs than School.
Ev’ry time Miss C does a Split,
She seems so merry and so Gay.
From blowing bottles to flashing Tit,
It’s all been a Holiday.
Slouching toward her Golden Years,
It may seem more pretense than bold,
And not the Vadge that stirs our Fears –
Just that we’re ALSO getting old.
(Ã la Dickinson…Happy Friday, folks)
seitan-on-a-stick
I guess it’s the pre-cursor to her obvious impending split to barely there husband, Guy Ritchie. And Mdnna thought Gays weren’t stable enough to Get Married. What happened to that wedding ring, Madge?
Chris
I’ll politely disagree. Madonna looks fabulous and continues to be the queen she was and always will be.
Trick
She looks HOT!!
Bitch Republic
I didn’t even notice her crotch first off in those shots. Maybe you need to get your mind out of the gutter (or the ‘gina).
http://www.BitchRepublic.net
hells kitchen guy
If that beaver gets airbrushed out anymore, it’ll be on the endangered species list.
steve
man all the artwork for this so far has been really bad
Tonic
Why should she close her legs? It’s not like she’s showing cooter. She looks great for anyone her age (and many who are younger) and kudos to her for refusing to close her mouth or her legs.
Damn, I hope this album is good. I can’t stand Justin Timberlake.
Snoodle
I just wish she’d get out of the stretchy materials :s That pink thing/weird nearly-naked nylons she wore for a lot of ‘hung up’ made her look like she was made of vinyl…
She looks good on the new album cover but oi just get out of the workout clothes :p (and something was lost in translation…is that a boxing motif ontop of candy? why o.o)
Beej the Pink Sheep
Homegirl looks good! I only like blond-Madonna.
I notice at the hair, not the crotch.
http://www.PinkSheepOfTheFamily.com
hells kitchen guy
Agree w/Snoodle. The Hung Up art looks just retro enough to be out of date, but not quite retro enough to be campy and self-referential. It’s Jane Fonda-Flashdance.
M Shane
Harldy resembles Madonna; except for the signature open legged posture. In fact the dimensions are all wrong and she’s not that thin or rangy at all. M opens her legs for the camera like that.
JR
She is an old tired hag. Britney Spears is the queen of pop..PERIOD.
Matthew Rettenmund
Gay men asking Madonna to stop spreading her legs. That’s a laugh.
K Brooks
In her own words on her soon to be released song “candy store” ……. her sugar is RAW.
Hail to the queen!!
amvanman
Hey, shes Madonna, the mother of God, she’s gotta show us her woo woo. Is’nt that where all life springs forth? Its the mystical entrance to the divine where all creation takes place………sorry, I forgot my meds this a.m.
Petuulia
Madge = Vagde
gary
Hard candy? As in dried up and past the expiry date?
Mr C
IT’S MOTHERFUCKING OVAH FOR HER.
TO BE GETTING READY TO HIT 50 FANTASTIC SO PLEASE DON’T HATE.
SHE IS STILL THE LEADER OF THE PACK!
GO MADONNA!!!
Madonna's Boy
M-Dolla Rules!!! You know you all bow down to her Vadge Power. You can’t ever get enough of it…”4 Minutes” is H-O-T!!! Move out of the way all you rehab attending mini-divas (Britney, who?)and see how The Queen does it. Madonna is and always will be THE BEST!!! Even when her Vadge is 100 years-old, it will still be “hot and juicy” with the gays talking and talking about it. Bow down and worship to the Queen that is Madonna, bitches!!!
Sick of Madonna
Old slut. Ego-trip. Hypocrisis.