Madonna + Lady Gaga Insist on Being in The Same Place at the Same Time

So if anything is clear from Lady Gaga and Madonna‘s Saturday Night Live team-up, it is this: The older one’s thighs are father apart than the younger one’s. It’s not a declarative statement on beauty, but rather how fame changes thy body.

For what it’s worth, The Gaga will be attending the National Equality March. We’re pretty sure Madonna doesn’t yet know what it is.