Madonna Teaches Jimmy Fallon How To Dance, Gives Nicki Minaj A Sensual Smooch

Madonna sat down with Jimmy Fallon for a 24-minute-long, live-streamed Facebook interview, which they are touting as the “only” formal press that she is doing for her new album MDNA (no magazine covers, TV interviews, nothin’).

After teaching Jimmy how to dance (skip to the 3-minute mark), she also explained three things she’d do as our first woman leader, President Madge: pay teachers better (and cut defense spending), legalize marriage equality, and condemn censorship.

“When I am president, I will first of all take all the money spent on defense and put it into education, so that schoolteachers get paid more money. It’s scandalous how low their pay is… Gay marriage would be legal everywhere and accepted… There would be no restrictions whatsoever on any of my videos, ever.”

Also newsworthy in Madonna-land: video of her giving Nicki Minaj a wee b-day smooch on the set of “Give Me All Your Luvin’ ” has turned up! She presents Nicki with a birthday cake, then plants a sensual smacker on her.

Oh, and if you want to pre-order Madonna’s new album, you can get it half-off for $8 instead of $15 at today.