RELIGIOUS CONVERSION

Madonna Tells Fans: “We Have A Black Muslim In The White House!”

Talking to fans last night at her concert in the Nation’s Capital, Madonna discussed the long strange road our country has taken toward freedom and equality. “Y’all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, we have a black Muslim in the White House,” she said. “Now, that’s some amazing shit. It means there is hope in this country.”

We figure she was making a joke, and not that she thinks the POTUS is a secret follower of Allah.

Then again, Madonna’s already done the Catholic thing, the Buddhist thing and the Jewish thing: Will the next iteration of the Material Girl be wearing a burka?