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Madonna’s 13-Year-Old Son Rocco Ritchie Records Rap EP As “Modoccor”

BQftgotCEAA2r1yWhat is Madonna doing with all her money, you ask? She’s paving a street of gold for her children to walk down and become wildly successful in their respective crafts, for starters.

The 55-year-old Queen of Pop funneled funds into her daughter’s fashion line back in 2010, and now she’s supporting her son Rocco’s dreams of becoming a famous rapper.

According to sources, the 13-year-old has been hard at work in one of Madonna’s studios with his best friend Dom Sesto, a budding gymnast. They’re calling themselves “Modoccor”—a backward portmanteau of their names—and are eager to present their first six demo tracks to Madonna’s industry friends.

“The pair are virtually inseparable and have recorded six demo tracks to send to record bosses,” the source claims. “Madonna is obviously helping them as much as she can.” Their secret weapon? A unique style combining rap with street dance, gymnastics, and break dancing.

If you like feeling depressed, you can watch him rap and spend Madonna’s money on “gangsta shit” via Instagram.