BROWN AMBITION

Madonna’s Armpit Hair Confirmed To Be Brown

Screen Shot 2014-03-21 at 1.27.12 PMAfter decades of scientific study regarding the natural color of the Queen of Pop’s body hair, researchers confirmed today that the Material Girl does, in fact, have brown underarm hair.

Some fans have claimed the hair is “off-brown” or “dirty blonde.” Despite the conflicting reports, researchers point to this Instagram photo as proof that, if nothing else, Madonna is capable of growing body hair.

The 55-year-old entertainer posted the underarm selfie last night, confirming that the growth in her armpit is “long hair,” and that she “don’t care!!!!!!”

Skeptics claim the underarm hair is “fake” and/or “Photoshopped,” some have even called it “disgusting” and “ew.” According to the photo’s comments section, one supporter confirms that a female growing underarm hair “takes balls.”

We’ll keep you updated as more reports flood the news desk today.