Madonna’s Armpit Hair Confirmed To Be Brown

Screen Shot 2014-03-21 at 1.27.12 PMAfter decades of scientific study regarding the natural color of the Queen of Pop’s body hair, researchers confirmed today that the Material Girl does, in fact, have brown underarm hair.

Some fans have claimed the hair is “off-brown” or “dirty blonde.” Despite the conflicting reports, researchers point to this Instagram photo as proof that, if nothing else, Madonna is capable of growing body hair.

The 55-year-old entertainer posted the underarm selfie last night, confirming that the growth in her armpit is “long hair,” and that she “don’t care!!!!!!”

Skeptics claim the underarm hair is “fake” and/or “Photoshopped,” some have even called it “disgusting” and “ew.” According to the photo’s comments section, one supporter confirms that a female growing underarm hair “takes balls.”

We’ll keep you updated as more reports flood the news desk today.

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  • Caleb in SC

    Now that was some funny shiz!

  • Ben Dover

    In other news – water is confirmed to be wet!

  • 1EqualityUSA

    It’s tuft to be hair.

  • robho3

    are you serious with this?

  • keepcalm


  • SpunkyBunks

    She bugs me. Money doesn’t buy you class.

  • NateOcean

    Could be a merkin.

  • hotshot70

    Grandmadonna is getting too old to be “hip”. Go eat your prunes, by a Rascal scooter, a Jitterbug Phone, a chair lift, and some Depends, and STFU! And start taking estogen pills. Old women start growing more hair and losing their womanly looks.

  • elbertdijkgraaf

    She looks hot. I wanna lick her armpit and spit in her face, while screaming: ‘bad granny!’

  • drgay

    Could this woman become any more tragic?

  • Cobalt Blue

    She seems to have wrinkles around his eyes. BTW: Billionaire and always a cheap slut…

  • a new member

    Does her skin look like old person skin?

  • Desert Boy

    She has a pussy bush under her arm. Classy, Madge. Classy.

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