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Madonna Tosses Super Fan In Jail For Leaking Her New Single

Madonna didn’t want you to hear her latest single, “Gimme All Your Luvin.” In fact, she was so furious that it had been leaked before her final mix, that police launched something called “Operation Madonnaleaks” to hunt down the 31-year-old Spanish culprit behind the leak and toss him in jail.

He has since been charged and released, but always the imperious queen, Madonna said, “My true fans wouldn’t do this.” Yeah, her true fans would never share bootlegs or preview recordings of her songs over the internet—never!

As an apology, the leaker should consider sending Madonna some hydrangeas—she loathes them.

Image via David Shankbone