Making Out In Public Is Too Much For This Ft. Worth Cowboy

Are we five-years-old because we giggled when the cute cowboy at the end of this news report — slugged “Kissing In Cowtown,” haha — talked about having to “force it down somebody’s throat”? Yes, we are.

Queer LiberAction made half-good on its promise to rally at the Fort Worth Stockyards; protesters showed up, but there was no kissing booth. Because that would have been too much! Even for the gays! Including the gay cowboy!