Malawian activists took a step toward equality this month when they formed the African nation’s first gay rights group. And many of their country men aren’t taking it well.
Consider, for example, a snappy – yet evil – op-ed in a local paper.
Our rich cultural heritage endured a massive knock when some Malawians decided to get out of the closet to announce the formation of a Gay Movement Grouping that has been meeting in Blantyre for the past six years.
The masters of corrosive anal invasion decided to declare their intent to force fellow Malawians to dine on acts of invasive sexual trauma. Yuk!
Funny, we had a similar reaction to this article…
Brendan D.
Snappy writing, indeed! A cursory glance at said article yielded NO LESS than the following awesome potential band names: Invasive Sexual Trauma, Super Big Willies, Terrorist Bisexual, Corrosive Anal Invasion, Chernobyl Ntaba, Loin Lice, Bisexuality Incognito, Cameo Cunnilingus, Sonorous Lesbian Chorus, Beautifully Guarded Caverns. Who says homophobes are good fer nothin’?
jarvisbearcub
Actually this is copyright infringement. “Masters of Corrosive Anal Invasion” is the name of the leather daddy RPG group on WOW. And none of them are Malawian.
Just untruthful reporting. I mean really….
Cam
Gee, because Malawi has so much going for it that it can afford to be so judgemental? Give me a break, if Madonna went to the grocery store there and bought food for the month it would increase the countries GNP by half.