More Tongue Please

Male Actors Continue MTV Movie Awards Tradition of Staging Makeouts With Each Other

First it was Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell. Now it’s Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Last night, after Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won the MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss from whatever that last Twilight movie was called, RP eschewed the obvious and ventured into the audience and planted one on his pillowy-lipped male co-star. Good show, gentlemen.

Now this needs to happen at the Oscars. We’re thinking Michael Fassbender and Tom Hardy, naturally. Or James Gandolfini and Kevin James (if they even let Kevin James go to the Oscars, checking on that one). Or maybe Eli Wallach and Clint Eastwood.

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  • EdWoody

    It’s not as funny and good-natured as you imply. What he said was, instead of kissing Kristen, “I know smeone who’d appreciate it more,” and then went over to Taylor. So in effect he just outed his castmate live on television, which is not such a nice thing to do against the person’s will.

  • EdWoody

    @EdWoody: Not to mention the arrogance of assuming Taylor would want to be kissed by a skanky charmless leper like him.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones


    Maybe Mr. Pattison is pissed that his co-star, Mr. Lautner, is getting far more attention than himself. Nice way to end someone’s career would be to out him.

  • Kieran

    What Pattison really meant to say was, “I would appreciate kissing someone else more…”

  • Cliff

    In general those ‘straight guy’ kisses are not really funny and based on the quote, not a great thing for Mr. Pattinson to do with the rumors that swirl around Mr. Lautner. Taylor will announce things on his own time line which is obviously the only appropriate way. It is not anyone’s place to demand or tell another person when to come out, or do anything for that matter.

  • Zeus

    @EdWoody: everyone knows that lil werewolf is gay.

  • Kamuriie

    @EdWoody: Kind of like the arrogance in assuming that it was spontaneous, and unwelcome by one party?

  • alan brickman

    This was great..putting this out there helps people get over the fact two men are kissing in public…deal!!

  • alan brickman

    you should mention what Peter and Kellun said…

  • CodeBlaze

    @alan brickman: so agree!!
    there is part of me that think all three were on board with that kiss..

  • Red Meat

    Wait, the werewolf is gay? I thought the vampire was.

  • JKB

    @CodeBlaze: Thanks for that link! I couldn’t tolerate watching more of that show than necessary!

  • CodeBlaze

    @JKB: your welcome!!

  • Joe

    Huzzah, THIS should be the gay agenda. We get male teen stars to kiss and bromance the hell out of each other, opening teen girls up to the fact that homosex is hot even if your straight. Suddenly we have an army of girls not only supporting gay marriage, but having once fantasized in detail the marriage of Daniel Radcliffe and Zac Efron. And teen boys growing up, seeing girls get all googly-eyed over best buds kissing, will inevitably get drunk and end up half-way doing it to impress their girlfriends and we will successfully have taken over the world!

  • TheRealAdam

    This is really about mocking gay male affection, not supporting it. The effect is that it is seen as something silly and stupid, rather than something that’s serious. Straight people are good at making gays look and feel that way.

  • Dollie

    @Joe: Joe, you’re brilliant! ;) Exploitation culture worked for my portion of the community. Lady-loving men will LINE UP around the corner with pro-lesbian marriage signs- if they get to see an implanted blonde on implanted brunette finger bang session.
    So, boys- jump on this! Your MARRIAGE, your LIFE, your portion of ENDA depends on it!
    (Loved the Efron/Radcliffe pairing… Hopefully they will marry in the UK, and have a ceremony as glorious as the royals. Mmm, already drooling over the hats;)!)

  • George412

    This was so staged and produced. Lautner certainly knew it was going to happen. The same sex kiss was hot 10 years ago when Britney, Madonna and Christina did it, but now it is tired.

  • Michael

    Why are people bitching about the kiss? IMO, it’s great. Stop trying to pinpoint something negative in EVERYTHING.

    Two years ago, at the People’s Choice Awards, both Lautner and Hugh Jackman brought their boyfriends as dates. Maybe if gay men weren’t the first ones to bitch about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING then the rest of the world wouldn’t follow suit when it comes to two men kissing.

  • Jeffree

    My choice for the Oscars’ lip-locking mashup: Colin Farrell & James Franco.

    Whewww, i’m getting sweaty just thinking about that.

    ….. Need.Cold.Shower…..

  • jason

    I was under the impression that you only kiss someone if you’re in love with them and it’s consenting. But, I suppose, we’re talking media whores here. They’ll do anything for a buck. Women are the worst.

  • Jeffree

    @jason: “Women are the worst” doesn’t quite flow from the prior two sentences. Huge leap of illogic there: This was about two men. Your mouth-foaming hatred for the persons you call “females” seeps into everything, doesn’t it?

    p.s. You were *supposed* to bring up male-bisexuality being repressed by sleazy straight liberals in Hollywood. Because of that lapse, I am not going to get many points on the “Jason Buzzword Bingo Scorecard.” C’mon Jason, try harder. You’re better than that.

  • taytaygaygay

    I bet taylor was ROCK HARD after that

  • Jason

    UM! None of you people know anything about Twilight. If you did you wouldn’t be saying the ridiculous bs you’re in your comments. THE TWILIGHT CAST knows fans ship Jacob/Edward. JESUS CHRIST. they even did a photo shoot last year that was very bromancey. LOL! I can’t believe some of the comments on this page. Taylor/Rob/Kristen are ALL best friends. You people are atrocious ugh

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