Maluma is no stranger to flooding basements with his thirst traps, but this time he came prepared.
On Wednesday, the Colombian singer incinerated everyone’s social media scroll with a slideshow of shirtless photos wearing nothing but a very absorbent bath towel. Soak it all in!
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After emerging from what had to have been a very hot shower, Maluma showed off his squeaky clean toned and tatted torso while sporting an expression that made you think of all the dirty things you’d let him do to you.
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Lovers of armpits also received their just desserts as the “Medillín” singer flashed his hairy underarms with complete abandon.
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He continued his tease by taunting fans with a question in Spanish in the caption: “Que harías si nos viéramos en la calle?”, which in English means, “What would you do if we saw each other on the street?” Gurl, there would be riots!
Maluma’s 62 million followers were quick to shoot their shot with their suggestive answers in the comments.
“What wouldn’t I do to you,” responded one fan.
“How do you become a towel?,” asked another.
“I’d hang my towel behind yours,” wrote a presumptuous admirer.
The singer has been sharing lots of photos again after wiping his Instagram clean earlier this year in anticipation of his upcoming album Don Juan.
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Earlier this month, he announced the new record by giving dom top energy with a series of very butch black and white shirtless shots while smoking a cigar.
The album’s first track, “La Formula,” is a collaboration with fellow Latin superstar Marc Anthony. The song’s music video documents the recording of the salsa bop with the two men in the studio.
The duo, who previously worked together on Maluma’s 2017 single “Felices los 4 (Salsa Version)”, are set to perform “La Formula” at the Premio Lo Nuestro, the longest running Latin music award show in the U.S.
This year’s ceremony takes place tonight in Miami and will be broadcast on live on Univision starting at 7pm ET.
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Maluma is up for eight awards with Bad Bunny, Becky G, Daddy Yankee, Carol G, Carlos Vives, and Sebastian Yatra also scoring multiple nods. Other performers include Gloria Trevi, Paulina Rubio, Prince Royce, and RuPaul’s Drag Race star Valentina.
We’re rooting for Maluma, but in the meantime you can groove to the sight of some of his most recent social hits:
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@maluma Todo iba bien hasta que… 😂 #LaFormula ♬ La Fórmula – Maluma & Marc Anthony
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abfab
No comment.
bachy
I thought you would appreciate the “groomed pits” at the very least, abbie!
abfab
I’m more of an Orville Peck kinda guy. This one is way too edgy/scary for me although that track he did with The Madonna was hot.
Pier
I mean , I guess, mmm Ok, uhhh whatever. NEXT
Rambeaux
I don’ think that his pits are remarkably hairy.
ddmtl
Fantastic news, Maluma does wash! Nothing about 365 days of Russian war with Ukraine and all the good looking men there.
Agility
This isn’t the New Yorker, gurl
bachy
He’s terrifically photogenic and there are some great shots here! I especially like the roses/red leather pants/red car set and the white cowboy hat set. He’s definitely learned a thing or two from his connection/duet with Madge!
Is anyone here a fan of his music? I’m wondering if he’s done any English language versions of his hits?
ShiningSex
his music sucks
ShiningSex
Closet case and he’s boring
Hayden
Where are the abs? I mean I guess there is a whisper of abs. Queerty needs to do better with these titles
SDR94103
most of the men in the gay community know he’s a baiter. We don’t like him.
Agility
Speak for yourself, Mary. You don’t represent “most men in the gay community”
Doug
Yet another straight man the “Editors” at Queerty at drooling over.
Peter
Despise the ink; love the pits, but he should never shave them. One of the sexiest parts of a man.
Prowelsh56
is he gay? didnt think he was that butch!
SUPREME
everyone here knows that, given the chance, they would do him.
scotty
speak for yourself, bitch
CNY1983
i wonder if those tight little braids give you a headache after a while.
scotty
not guapo.