Maluma’s new skinny-dipping pics have us ready to dive in
By Charlie Grey · 27 comments· Updated on January 26, 2024
Photo via @maluma on Instagram
“La Fórmula” singer Maluma loves posting revealing pics from the pool, and no one is complaining.
The hit-maker took to Instagram over the weekend to share a glimpse into his skinny-dipping skill. With glistening abs and an unbelievably deep “V”, it looks like things are going swimmingly for him.
He posted some barely covered photos of his tatted, nude physique with the caption “Casi no encuentro fotógrafa”, complete with a devilish emoji. The caption roughly translates to “I almost didn’t find a photographer”.
With the photographer putting their hand in the way, we almost wish he’d found a different one:
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A peek around the fingers gives some nice glimpses of the singer’s well-toned thighs, but we can only zoom in so far!
With dozens of millions of monthly listeners on Spotify alone, the star is as respected for his bops as he is for being a major heartthrob.
His recent “La Reina” (a.k.a “The Queen”) music video shone a spotlight on the strong, gorgeous women of Colombia in celebration of Women’s History Month. Fitting behavior for a king.
With the summer just around the corner, we can likely look forward to even more heat from the singer — both musically and on Insta.
Until then, we’ve got plenty of material to look back on:
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And still queerty doesn’t allow us to comment on that rude parody of women Dylan Mulvaney
It’s strange how fearful queerty management are about allowing a free discussion about trans issues.
I wonder why? Could it be they’re scared of how many of us don’t buy into trans and gender woo-woo that leads to gay and lesbian kids being ‘transed’ and put onto toxic drugs and genital/breast mutiliation?
Oh dear oh dear, you tran-zie supporters are not the brightest bulbs in the gay and lesbian chandelier, are you?
As I repeatedly say, nothing against guys who want to dress as women and wa.nk over themselves in the bedroom mirror, that’s fine. Most of the tran-zies are straight blokes with a sexual kink called autogyniphilia, and that’s cool, sexual kink is fine, but it is ONLY sexual kink, it is nothing more. It is not the basis of a progressive movement. it is NOT left wing and socialist. It is merely a sexual kink
You redundant little piece of trash. Spin out of control somewhere else. And please, take a few classes in ANYTHING! You sound dumb as a rock. It’s been so easy to just ignore your bullshit, but every so often someone like you needs to be told to hush up. Cheerio.
As someone with tatts, I can assure you that I am properly groomed.
I will say though, folks who make comments like yours tend to be trifflin’ bitches with few if any real friends and an oversized dominate hand and wrist.
Freddie, you’re missing out on some magnificently stunning men that also have a few tats. That kind of statement makes you sound like a little old lady. Get out more.
But to your credit, Freddie, this malooma dude gives tatoos a very bad name. It’s like someone threw a can of paint on his body and now his nipples are all…….gross.
Well, I’ll go so far as to say his tats aren’t as ridiculous as that guy on HGTV who finds houses for lottery winners. But whether it makes me a little old lady or not, tats aren’t attractive. A few small ones are ok, but covering your otherwise great-looking body with them is just a shame. It’s a generational thing, I’m sure.
The “writer” of this article Charlie Grey needs therapy asap bc his self hatred is so evident that he idolizes a proven homophobe like Maluma. Or this Charlie Grey needs to get some (even if he has to pay for it) so he can get over this sickness he has for a homophobe like Maluma
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maxdadmark
“Maluma’s new skinny-dipping pics have us ready to dive in.”
If you say so.
henare
yeah. i just don’t get it either.
ddmtl
Please, give us a break…
Tallskin
And still queerty doesn’t allow us to comment on that rude parody of women Dylan Mulvaney
It’s strange how fearful queerty management are about allowing a free discussion about trans issues.
I wonder why? Could it be they’re scared of how many of us don’t buy into trans and gender woo-woo that leads to gay and lesbian kids being ‘transed’ and put onto toxic drugs and genital/breast mutiliation?
Bosch
Does every article need a complaint about trans people under it, tallskinhead?
“I wonder why? Could it be they’re scared of how many of us don’t buy into trans and gender woo-woo”
No, dumbass. It’s because articles about trans people attract asshole trolls like you.
dbmcvey
You just commented on it. You see that you’re contradicting yourself, right?
DBMC
You poor triggered, oppressed thing.
Doug
Can you say ‘troll?” The idea is to trigger outraged responses, and it’s obviously working.
abfab
Who has the tel # for 911 in the UK? This idiot , tallskin?, should be in a straight jacket by now.
Tallskin
Oh dear oh dear, you tran-zie supporters are not the brightest bulbs in the gay and lesbian chandelier, are you?
As I repeatedly say, nothing against guys who want to dress as women and wa.nk over themselves in the bedroom mirror, that’s fine. Most of the tran-zies are straight blokes with a sexual kink called autogyniphilia, and that’s cool, sexual kink is fine, but it is ONLY sexual kink, it is nothing more. It is not the basis of a progressive movement. it is NOT left wing and socialist. It is merely a sexual kink
abfab
You redundant little piece of trash. Spin out of control somewhere else. And please, take a few classes in ANYTHING! You sound dumb as a rock. It’s been so easy to just ignore your bullshit, but every so often someone like you needs to be told to hush up. Cheerio.
gjamesm40
Tallskin, please seek professional help.
FreddieW
No, sorry. Tats make guys look like they’re always in need of a shower.
LegionKeign
As someone with tatts, I can assure you that I am properly groomed.
I will say though, folks who make comments like yours tend to be trifflin’ bitches with few if any real friends and an oversized dominate hand and wrist.
Goddess Bless.
SUPREME
maybe to you, but not everyone. speak for yourself.
Kangol2
To you, @FreddieW, not to everyone else!
abfab
Freddie, you’re missing out on some magnificently stunning men that also have a few tats. That kind of statement makes you sound like a little old lady. Get out more.
abfab
But to your credit, Freddie, this malooma dude gives tatoos a very bad name. It’s like someone threw a can of paint on his body and now his nipples are all…….gross.
FreddieW
Well, I’ll go so far as to say his tats aren’t as ridiculous as that guy on HGTV who finds houses for lottery winners. But whether it makes me a little old lady or not, tats aren’t attractive. A few small ones are ok, but covering your otherwise great-looking body with them is just a shame. It’s a generational thing, I’m sure.
gjamesm40
Tattoos are hideous.
DBMC
I don’t get the whole Maluma thing.
ShiningSex
it’s just people with no taste in music or men. he’s awful
johncp56
Stop these str8 guys are killing me
ShiningSex
He’s straight? that’s a surprise. never would have guessed it. How many straight guys keep posting pics like this???? Hmmmmmm…..i’ll wait
ShiningSex
closet case. not very attractive and music SUCKS!!!
cuteguy
The “writer” of this article Charlie Grey needs therapy asap bc his self hatred is so evident that he idolizes a proven homophobe like Maluma. Or this Charlie Grey needs to get some (even if he has to pay for it) so he can get over this sickness he has for a homophobe like Maluma
bachy
Blind Item:
Somebody at Q. magazine has the terminal hotttts for a Colombian singer whose name starts with M.