“A naked man was busted in Kennewick, Wash., for allegedly masturbating while chasing a garbage truck. John Foster says he chased the truck because he was upset that the driver had looked at him. Foster was charged with public drunkenness.” [NY Post]
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John
so…we’re NOT supposed to chase the garbage man while we masturbate? cuz I don’t, I was just making sure what the rules were in this case…so we don’t masterbate for the garbage man anymore..okay. How about the Mailman? he usually deserves it.
Darth Paul
Nothing this cool happened when I visited!
GoodBuddy
Hopefully, The Smoking Gun will have pictures.
key
Is is possible to run and masterbate at the same time?
That’s so trashy.
Scooter Bangs
i bet that garbage man led him on. You gotta be careful with those butch types… they just lead you on with promises of love and 5.00 in returnable cans.
Once, my garbage man brought me a diamond ring he found. people throw out the strangest things..kinda getting me hot thinking about it..
kevin
NYC garbage men are HOT!! But I’ve always had kinda trashy taste in men. [sorry] But they look so sexy hanging off the back of the truck and zooming down the street, like they’re surfing on some big dirty dick! Who wouldn’t masturbate to that?