Christopher Wayne Jensen says he has absolutely no recollection of whipping out his penis in the front seat of an Uber and then frantically masturbating in front of the unsuspecting male driver.
The incident happened in Coralville, Iowa back in July of this year. 27-year-old Jensen was drunk when he allegedly stumbled into the front seat of his Uber. At some point during the ride, he unzipped his pants and exposed himself to the driver then began fondling himself, according to a police report.
“Do you want to touch it?” Jensen allegedly asked the horrified man, who swiftly pulled over and demanded Jensen get the hell out of the vehicle.
The driver reported Jensen to Uber, who then identified him to police.
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It took several months for police to finally track him down, but when they did, Jensen told authorities he had no recollection whatsoever of the incident. In fact, he didn’t even know the cops were looking for him until two weeks ago, when he was contacted and asked to turn himself in.
“I drank heavily and remember very little from that night,” he tells Iowa City Press-Citizen, “but I know what kind of person I am, and wouldn’t do something like this.”
Jensen says he vaguely remembers calling an Uber that night, but he couldn’t pick the driver out of a lineup.
“I don’t know anything about the Uber driver or why he would say this,” he said, “but I know there has to be more to the story than what he’s saying happened that night.”
Now, Jensen says, he’s fighting to clear his good name.
“I’m fighting to prove my innocence and hope people don’t rush to judge until the courts decide whether I’m guilty or not.”
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Chrisk
It’s a he said he said scenario. Unless there drivers got a video I don’t see this going anywhere..
Wicked Dickie
He’s been watching too many amateur clips on Porn Hub.
QueerTruth
I’m guessing this story gets lots of eye rolls, right?
However, how would readers feel if the driver were a woman and the flasher was a straight man?
I think we’d have a different crime/take on things.
inbama
And so we should.
Casinoguy
Based on the straight gay population mix, it would have more likely ended better if.. 1. the woman was into it… 2. the guy has a nice dick… 3. He didn’t immediately throw up and spoil the liaison.
surfpenis
Pretty hot scenario … but both parties need to in agreement and consent to fiddling around. I can’t EVEN remember how many times as a passenger I’ve received/given head in taxi cabs, admittedly mostly in Puerto Vallarta and Barcelona.
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Brian
If this isn’t a repeat offender who is harming lots of victims, then I’d argue that one drunken flash doesn’t need to be worldwide news with attached photos. He’s fighting to clear his name, but his photo will be here forever. Get some writers who can do some real research, and show us content that affects people’s lives.
QueerTruth
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miserylovedme24
People are so damn whiny these days. So he pulled his dick out, so what?! Why is this a headline story? The minute he made the guy get out of the car it should’ve been the end of it.
Evji108
I know someone in Miami who was accused of the same thing by an Uber driver. The whole thing was total BS, and he has no idea why the driver reported him. After suspending his account for several weeks it was reinstated by Uber without a clear explanation.
Me2
Yeah, Uber and Lyft don’t have the best record for driver integrity. A Lyft driver once filed a false claim against me accusing me of littering in his car. They automatically took a cleaning fee out my bank account. I had to dispute it with my bank to get back. So, it wouldn’t surprise me if these accusations are false as well. These ride-hail businesses should be required to pay for and install car cams in every single car that operates under their brand. Then require the cams to be working and turned on in order to pick up rides and get paid.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Yet ANOTHER case of an Uber/Lyft driver having a problem with a Gay passenger…..
Sam6969
What’s the point of giving out the full identity of someone who has not be judged yet for a MINOR offence?
Now even from Europe, his name is —in the Google pictures section— associated with this Queerty article.
steve_michaels
“I’m fighting to prove my innocence and hope people don’t rush to judge until the courts decide whether I’m guilty or not.”
Hmmmmm ‘whether I’m guilty or not……….’ loosely translated means ‘I know I’m guilty………..’
An innocent person would say ‘until the courts prove my innocence….’ sigh
Kangol
He’s lucky the Uber driver didn’t knock all his teeth out. Don’t flash people you don’t know and who aren’t consenting to you doing it; it’s a crime whether it happens on the subway or in a rideshare car.
Robothedestroyer
I thought about this one for a sec. I drive Uber, and if some dude whipped it out and he was, like, really really drunk. I’d probably laugh first (nervously maybe but non the less) and ask him to simmer down and put it away. I’d say there would be a pretty good chance he would and spend the last 10 mins of the ride appologizing… Now, if he admitted to being gay I might figure out a way to contact him when neither I am working nor he intoxicated but that’s unlikely. My concern is if he is bold enough to just pull it out he might be brazen enough to try to force himself on the driver and that’s what I think the real concern is. Now if this did happen to me the guy would not likely be military because that’s who I drive around mostly and those are some big boys… I can’t imagine a worse situation than a big horny drunk soldier now pissed because I didn’t return his sexual advances…… I digress this is a worst case and I doubt it would ever get there.