Breaking up is hard to do. Just ask Justin, a member at Vida Fitness in Washington, D.C.
Twitter user Sean Keady recently found the Dear John letter written by Justin’s ex-boyfriend left in the men’s bathroom.
Along with it was a little, ahem, souvenir from the ill-fated romance.
The note read: “Justin, here is your c*ck ring back–I’d rather have a wedding ring. Cannot play your games any longer. Bye, Felicia!”
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The note also included an illustration of a middle finger.
Justin I’m sorry there’s some bad news waiting for you in the rooftop bathroom of Vida Fitness pic.twitter.com/VwhAkCyh64
— Sean Keady (@sean_keady) July 6, 2019
The letter (and its accompanying souvenir) was left atop a toilet, presumably for Justin to discover during his workout.
Or perhaps he already found it and forgot it behind? We don’t know anything about this Justin guy, but it sounds like something he might do.
Whatever the story, we’ll likely never know. But one thing is for certain: This may be the gayest breakup in the history of gay breakups.
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melinasian
Damn. I bet someone else got the ring before Justin. ? ? ?
Bytemenow
Translation: Justin, I’m tired of fvcking around with the same piece of trade. I’ve found a hotter piece of trade with a bigger c^ck and tighter azz. Deuces.
LilMesican
My first live-in boyfriend was cheating with a mutual friend, Ricky. Doing laundry I found the other’s underwear. I guess my boyfriend thought they were mine.
Ricky’s birthday was coming up and I decided to give him a gift. I wrapped up his underwear, met him for lunch and after the waiter-sung birthday song asked him to open it.
He was shocked. I got up and walked out. I had driven and left him with the tab.
My boyfriend and I broke up soon after. I don’t think he ever knew I found out, at least not from me.
Brian
In gonna use this if I ever split up with my husband, only it will be a rubber fist and a note telling him that he’s a pain in the ass.
Jos Callinet
Raphael
If Justin is not the one to “put a ring on it” (on the finger, I mean), then I doubt he cared too much about it… Also, all this to breakup with someone… Good bye, drama queen! And to Justin, we wish good luck finding someone sane next time.
Patrick
Be a man & a human being, & bring up in person, verbally. Leaving a note is rather cowardly and/or immature – something a high school student would do.
ronanberlin
you guys should see the guys twitter , he post 15 times a day and every second post is about being poor and not having money . attention grabbing dimwit
Rex Huskey
girls girls girls