Last August, Danny Polaris checked into the hospital because of a painful, never-ending, three-week erection. Now, in a new essay published by Vice, he’s looking back on the horrifying ordeal that nearly left him penis-less.
Quick backstory: After popping two Viagra before going to the club last summer, the Berlin-based performance artist met a guy, who took him back to his place and gave him a mysterious “erection-enhancing injection” in his penis.
“It was one of the worst decisions of my life,” Polaris writes today.
He ended up developing priapism, which the American Urological Association classifies as a relatively uncommon disorder but one that can be unpredictable and is considered a medical emergency.
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“I should have gone to hospital after four hours of my erection not going down,” he recalls. “I really should have gone to hospital after eight hours of my erection not going down. Instead, I waited over 30 hours, due to a mixture of bad advice and not wanting to miss Berlin’s Pride celebrations. I had no idea how serious it was.”
After several weeks in the hospital, Polaris was eventually released, but his recovery was far from hour.
“Not being able to use my dick for the next three months certainly made me look at myself as a human being,” he says. “I think it’s made me kinder, more patient and more resilient, too.”
Among the many lessons Polaris learned from his ordeal, one of the most important was that sex isn’t everything and size doesn’t matter.
“Not being able to use my dick for three months made me feel depressed and kind of lost,” he writes. “I realized that the identity I’d built for myself as a gay/queer man was largely based on my expertise as a top. When, suddenly, I could no longer f*ck, I felt as though I’d lost a chunk of me.”
Sounds devastating.
He continues, “But due to the effects of my injury, I started meeting guys who’d say, “I don’t care if we fuck or not; I like you anyway. Meeting a different type of guy in a different context opened up a different side of myself that I wasn’t used to seeing.”
“Anyone who’s ever been blocked on Grindr after sending a dick pic should realize it says more about them than it ever could about you.”
He also says it taught him how to prioritize his friends over his paramours.
“While recuperating, the masses of time I’d usually spend looking for sex was suddenly freed up,” he writes. “So instead, I focused on building closer relationships with my friends.”
“Before, I’d often cancel time with friends in favor of a hook-up. The chance to get laid is often seen as a higher priority, but that’s obviously fucked up. I’m no saint and never will be, but now things are at least a bit more balanced.”
Finally, Polaris says, he’s learned that “there is always light at the end of the tunnel.”
In addition to almost losing his penis, Polaris says he lost his job the day he was released from the hospital. And two weeks after that, his boyfriend dumped him.
“After six months without work, I’m in debt, but I’m thinking of 100 ways to pay it off,” he says. “I can’t spontaneously have sex anymore–ironically, I need to take Viagra first–but I’m getting stronger each day.”
He says there is a new electric shock treatment that may help his penis recover from the trauma he put it through. He can’t afford it right now, but he hopes to save up enough money to have it done eventually.
“I’m not giving up,” he writes. “I’ll find a way to get the electric shock treatment I need. If you stay positive, there’s always a path out of the darkness.”
Related: GoFundMe page launched to cover hospital expenses for man’s never-ending Viagra nightmare
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
What a dick move…
xanadude
Oh poor baby. Stupid choice leads to no sex for 3 whole months? The humanity! What about those going years without? Nobody has any sympathy for you dude.
Albert Johnson
I have sympathy for the guy. A jerk talked him into something that caused him pain and harm. I think the word gay men should learn is ‘compassion’.
TimothyBeauchamp
Lesson Learned: Don’t let anyone inject mystery liquids into one’s dick? Just sayin’
dinard38
That is sound advice, good sir. I’m going to follow that advice. 🙂
RandomGuy
This guy is the living embodiment of stupid.
Gary Q VV
Don’t want to whip a sick donkey to the ground, but try ECT (electroconvulsive therapy) shock first… just saying.
Raymundo
This really makes you think, society is hyper sexual and there is more to life than sex.
ScottOnEarth
We all make mistakes and I feel bad for him. I hope he continues to seek substance over “fun” because it’s much more meaningful.
Henreid
Priapism is rare, but it is serious. There is a crucial reason why the commercials for erectile dysfunction medications include a warning about going to the doctor if an erection lasts more than four hours. The blood in the penis begins to clot, which means that the living tissue in your penis starts to die. Permanent damage can result, which can cause erectile problems for the rest of your life.
Josh447
Thx for filing in what the article didn’t provide.
Bodyattack66
If he learnt the lesson, why then looking for electro shocks?
Heywood Jablowme
Danny “Polaris” should be our North Star for dumb decisions to avoid!
And come on, is Polaris his real name? It sounds like a bad porn name, or a new Star Wars character.
ShiningSex
Who cares? LOL it’s a hilarious story of a moron.
Why would you allow someone to inject your penis? Obviously you deserved what you got or didn’t get. Move on loser!
Josh447
There’s always one rotten apple in the box. You’re it.
CurtisIsTheOne
ShiningSex You’re the ultimate whack-A-mole malware that’s certain to pop up out of the woodwork to say something snarky and/or homophobic. Glad to see you didn’t disappoint.
Chrisk
Wow. You’re just a POS 24/7 aren’t you.
Wheelerman
All that BS about what he’s learned from this experience….putting friends over hook-ups, etc, when he’s ready to try a shock to his dick asap. I bet he doesn’t sleep at night thinking about it. Good luck, buddy. Don’t try anything stupid too soon.
Chrisk
Maybe having a functional dick isn’t important to you but for the rest of us it is.
BigJohnSF
He was probably injected with Cavaject or Trimix, not Viagra.
MarkyMarkNipple
Several weeks in the hospital?
Hillers
Am I on Onion?
minax
I’m sure the injection was Alprostadil in the form of Caverject or Trimix like @bigjohnsf says above, but those medications are made for extreme cases of ED and usually much older men. Very dangerous to do otherwise. But yeah, the story reads a bit like satire!
Chrisk
It’s for anyone that wants to not have a limp dick get in the way of having fun. Duh.
RyanMBecker
A lot of people are questioning why he’d allow a stranger to inject him with chemicals. My guess is that his judgment was likely impaired by drugs and alcohol. Prince Alberts aside, most men of sound mind would never allow a needle anywhere near the penis, even without chemicals. I’ve seen otherwise macho men faint from urethral swabs for STDs. Men simply don’t like that sensitive area jabbed.
Inthelife
I think his judgement was impaired by his ego! I do understand a man’s concern about the functioning of his penis regardless of sexual orientation but to take such a risky chance is beyond understanding ! The very idea of a needle or any sharp object near my family jewels is just unthinkable to me and I would think most men unless it was absolutely medically necessary and even then they would have to knock me out!. Many years ago, in rush to get my trash to the garbage truck, I caught my foreskin in the quick zip up! There are no words to convey the intense sharp pain and the soreness that lasted almost three weeks and that was just the foreskin so even visualizing a needle near my penis…well, need I say more? My heart goes out to him for his misjudgment and the pain it caused him.
gaypalmsprings
Any excuse to be a bottom.
Jack Meoff
Seriously WHAT THE ACTUAL F…..! So much stupid in one person.
TxCudlr
ANYONE to be SSSOOO stupid & dumb to do such a thing like that gets NO sympathy from me. THAT was a pretty idiotic & lame thing to do, not to care about one’s own self. True evidence when someone thinks from their dick!!!!! Looks like he learned his lesson……………the HARD way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kangol2
Strangely he doesn’t say he’s learned not to take multiple doses of the same drug at the same time or let people inject anything into him (his d!ck, @ss, anything, etc.), so I hope he’s also grasped those basic things too.
Albert Johnson
Geez, this is a vicious crowd. If this article had more facts in it there wouldn’t be so much guessing and judgments about what happened.
sfhairy
What he doesn’t talk about is that he was probably high on Meth as well. Causing the loss of his job and the loss of his “boyfriend”.
Chrisk
That’s a very astute observation. Sure would explain the circumstances as a whole.
Mark
He had a boyfriend but screwing around, deserves it I’d say.
ByronJones
What a poorly written article. It was probably a trimix injection. Completely legal, but it is prescription, and they clearly warn against combining it with viagra.