Man Mortgages His House To Pay For $100,000 Penis Enlargement Surgery

man-opening-pantsHow far would you go to increase the size of your penis? For one Australian man, he’s willing to fork over $100,000 and risk losing his house.

In May 2013, 32-year-old “Mike” went public with his tale of woe.

“My penis is basically infant-sized,” he confessed to ninemsn.

Mike’s wiener was less than three inches long when erect. Having a micropenis, he said, had caused him a lifetime of psychological torture and distress.

“It has prevented me from doing or experiencing a lot of things,” he said. “I haven’t experienced proper relationships. I found it difficult to talk to girls. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 24 when I had a girlfriend for three months.”

So in 2012, he spent $45,000 to try and increase the length and girth of his dong. To pay for the surgery, he had to mortgage his house.

“Pre-surgery, I was 2-3cm flaccid,” Mike said, “and I’m now 4cm. My erection is probably around 7cm.”

(That’s approximately $22,500 a centimeter.)

Unhappy with the results, Mike says he’s now planning a second surgery, which is estimated to cost around $18,000. Chances are he will also need a third, more serious surgery, which will cost around $50,000. If he undergoes both surgeries, he will have spent more than $100,000 on trying to increase the size of his peepee.

But Mike says he doesn’t care. He’ll do whatever it takes for a bigger penis and to free himself of the chains and fetters of what he calls a “self-perception issue — am I man enough?”

“Penis size can become such a huge badge of progress which is unfair because there is such a variation in the onset of puberty,” he told ninemsn. “I’d happily be less intelligent, lose a few IQ points and have a bigger penis.”

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  • crowebobby

    If it’s making his life hell (whether it “should” or not), then he should do whatever it takes. The importance of sex to different people varies immensely, though most men pretend their horny 24/7 because they think that’s how men should be. In this case, money really can be replaced or a lifestyle downgraded; he’ll never get back the time he spends being miserable because of his penis size.

  • crowebobby

    “they’re of course not “their”

  • Faulk

    If it makes him happy, why not. It’s his life and money, who am i to judge!

  • DB75

    None of these surgeries will work until he becomes happy with his body. ““self-perception issue — am I man enough?”” – that’s in one’s head.

    Most people do not care about penis size.

  • Alan down in Florida

    Most people don’t care about penis size if it’s average and not huge. Everybody cares about a micropenis unless you’re older than 60 and ain’t been laid in a decade.

  • Paco

    With all the things that can go wrong with obsessive cosmetic procedures, I hope he doesn’t end up,with something far worse than a micropenis.

  • Merv

    I think what he’s doing is reasonable. In the grand scheme of things, $100k isn’t that much money if it eliminates a major source of worry and frustration in your life. However, I wonder if he’s tried penis stretchers, which are the usual treatment for micro-penis, as well as much cheaper and safer than surgery.

  • Teeth

    I think that some of you are confusing “poorly hung” with “Micro penis”. If he has a micro, he has nothing to loose by trying to get some help. I’m no size queen (honestly), but 3″? Seriously? There is one guy at my gym, very handsome, very sweet, blond, fairly fit, who hit on me, but when he moved his towel… I’m not making fun of him, it was just really, really sad.

  • Billy Budd

    I think he is right. If I had a micropenis I would look for help.

  • Desert Boy

    Poor guy. What a curse. I hope the surgery gives him the manhood he so desperately wants and needs in order to feel adequate.

  • rcs831

    I knew a guy years ago that had a micro penis, like seriously half the size of my pinky when erect. He didn’t seem to have an issue with it at all since he was (maybe still is) a power bottom. He seemed quite proud of it really and had no issue with going to nude beaches and clothing optional resorts. I always wondered if he thought about it or felt weird deep down.

  • regina4aregina2037

    While such a thing may appear extreme, to mortgage his home to have his penis size increased, it also may free him from untold psychological problems. Sure we all often think at some time that we had a couple of more inches.
    I wonder if he would like to show off the new improved penis!

  • georgemed222

    @Faulk: True. But I hope that once he has the size with which he’s comfortable that he takes steps to keep it in good health. Many men don’t; using a top notch penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help in that area.

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