Man Returns To The High School Where He Was Bullied To Steal Underwear Out Of The Locker Room And Masturbate On It


John P. Gallagher, a 19-year-old (now former?) FedEx employee, was arrested for breaking into the boy’s locker room of his old high school in Kansas City, Missouri, and masturbating onto students’ underwear he stole out of the lockers.

He’s been seen on security camera footage at least 11 times breaking into the locker room through an unlocked window. One student reported finding a used condom tied to his shoe, though he thought it was a friend’s prank and didn’t report it. Ew. Gallagher allegedly put the underwear on the floor, masturbated onto it, then stuffed the soiled undergarments in an unused locker.

Meanwhile, Gallagher tells police that he was committing these lewd acts — for which he faces second-degree burglary charges — to get revenge for the years of bullying he faced at the high school, where he was called a girl and tormented about his sexuality. I guess if the jocks really did torment you doing your formidable years, splashing your semen all over their drawers is one way to get back at “them.”

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  • wanker

    This is a crime? The police have time on their hands.

  • justiceontherocks

    Maybe he can break into a pharmacy next time and hook himself up with some acne creams.

  • dk

    Of course it’s a crime! He’s defacing someone’s property. Plus, since he’s 19 and going back, I’m assuming these are just random boys, not even the boys that picked on him. Sounds more like a fetish to me.

  • Kev C

    Stupid. Now he’ll have to get revenge on the police and FedEx.

  • craigers

    @wanker: Sure it is a crime, just like jaywalking. Too bad the police can’t find proper things to spend their time on like, oh maybe finding gay bashers. I just wonder what would have happened if the video footage had caught a well endowed 19 year old female breaking in.

  • Hell yeah

    Hell yeah its a crime. You guys talking about police finding better things to do????? C’mon now, he broke into a place and masturbated and came on a MINORS underwear. But I guess someone of you get off on the “twinkish” thoughts…

  • Cam

    I’m curious as to why he was seen on Camera 11 times? you’d think after the first time somebody would have reported it and fixed the window.

  • Shannon

    Glad they got them CRIMINAL FREAK now before you started moving on the real people or children…….CRIMINAL

  • Avenger

    He’s a damn headcase.

    How the hell does masturbating on the random underwear of kids who didn’t bully you avenge the bullying you endured when you were a student years earlier? I bet his former bully’s are reading this story, and getting a good laugh out of not only his crackpot attempt at retribution…but that he wound up arrested.

    He didn’t get even with anyone.

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  • John

    So much for putting to rest the notion that being queer is a mental disorder. :-(

  • Xavier Faberman

    Max Simon wrote “doing your formidable years” when he meant “during your formative years.”

  • valentine ghost

    That’s gross.

  • The sane Francis

    Just more evidence that being bullied makes you crazy.

  • jack e. jett

    Not only fucking brilliant….but fucking hot.

  • sidewalk

    not brilliant, not hot, just plain dumb and more fodder for the haters

  • Sam

    OK I saw this article and I thought that the guy was a current student in highschool who had been bullied.

    Either way, what a loser! Can you say mental illness, anger, and issues?

    I’m also wondering how he was seen on camera 11 times and not arrested or the window wasn’t fixed? Or why someone didn’t alert security when they saw a person breaking into the school?

  • DJ

    Gallagher. So appropriately named lol (if you watch shameless you know what I’m talking about).

  • Michael

    I guess he’s saved a bunch of money throughout his career, still, 19 seems a tad young to be entering retirement.

  • JR

    @Xavier Faberman: Don’t start pointing out the errors on this site, Xavier. It’s a full time job.

  • MattGMD

    @DJ: True, this guy would fit in well w/the ‘Shameless’ Gallagher clan.

  • dvlaries

    Somebody should have told poor young Johnny we have “no reasonable expectation of privacy” anywhere outside our front doors these days. We’re on candid camera everywhere now.

  • Jeffree

    @Dvlaries: I don’t know if it applies to this guy, but lots of thesr freâks get off on being caught/ viewed/ filmed.


  • Fitz

    Sad. Glad he was interrupted before his mix of irrational anger, sexual frustration, and low self esteem led him to really hurt someone. I wish I could say that there were good treatment options for him, but there aren’t.

  • craig

    He’s probably just making up the claim about revenge for bullying as an excuse. He may not have even been bullied at all. This sounds like a plain old fetish. Going back at least 11 times and masturbating into the underwear of random kids? Fetish, and a creepy one at that.

  • John

    Seriously disturbed person. I hope he gets the help he so obviously needs.

  • Pete n SFO

    Can’t wait to see how they work this story line into GLEE?

  • Jim

    where was the school’s commitment to the safety of their students when this kid was getting bullied?

  • Jim

    @dk: I was 18 and a senior in high school so it’s possible he did this to the kids who bullied him.

  • Chuck

    I’m trying to figure out how you can be guilty of “breaking and entering” by going through an unlocked window? And why was it kept unlocked?

  • Shannon1981

    This is a pretty weird way to get back at bullies…this dude needs help. He should be in a mental hospital, not jail.

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  • justnow

    @Avenger: I agree they have moved on and he is still stuck that way
    The best thing for him to do is to just walk away and deal…
    Revenge will not end easy for him.

    @Pete n SFO: you too crazy

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