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Man Returns To The High School Where He Was Bullied To Steal Underwear Out Of The Locker Room And Masturbate On It


John P. Gallagher, a 19-year-old (now former?) FedEx employee, was arrested for breaking into the boy’s locker room of his old high school in Kansas City, Missouri, and masturbating onto students’ underwear he stole out of the lockers.

He’s been seen on security camera footage at least 11 times breaking into the locker room through an unlocked window. One student reported finding a used condom tied to his shoe, though he thought it was a friend’s prank and didn’t report it. Ew. Gallagher allegedly put the underwear on the floor, masturbated onto it, then stuffed the soiled undergarments in an unused locker.

Meanwhile, Gallagher tells police that he was committing these lewd acts — for which he faces second-degree burglary charges — to get revenge for the years of bullying he faced at the high school, where he was called a girl and tormented about his sexuality. I guess if the jocks really did torment you doing your formidable years, splashing your semen all over their drawers is one way to get back at “them.”

On:           Mar 26, 2011
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    • wanker

      This is a crime? The police have time on their hands.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 11:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks

      Maybe he can break into a pharmacy next time and hook himself up with some acne creams.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dk

      Of course it’s a crime! He’s defacing someone’s property. Plus, since he’s 19 and going back, I’m assuming these are just random boys, not even the boys that picked on him. Sounds more like a fetish to me.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kev C

      Stupid. Now he’ll have to get revenge on the police and FedEx.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • craigers

      @wanker: Sure it is a crime, just like jaywalking. Too bad the police can’t find proper things to spend their time on like, oh maybe finding gay bashers. I just wonder what would have happened if the video footage had caught a well endowed 19 year old female breaking in.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 12:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hell yeah

      Hell yeah its a crime. You guys talking about police finding better things to do????? C’mon now, he broke into a place and masturbated and came on a MINORS underwear. But I guess someone of you get off on the “twinkish” thoughts…

      Mar 26, 2011 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      I’m curious as to why he was seen on Camera 11 times? you’d think after the first time somebody would have reported it and fixed the window.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 12:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon

      Glad they got them CRIMINAL FREAK now before you started moving on the real people or children…….CRIMINAL

      Mar 26, 2011 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Avenger

      He’s a damn headcase.

      How the hell does masturbating on the random underwear of kids who didn’t bully you avenge the bullying you endured when you were a student years earlier? I bet his former bully’s are reading this story, and getting a good laugh out of not only his crackpot attempt at retribution…but that he wound up arrested.

      He didn’t get even with anyone.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John


      Mar 26, 2011 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John

      So much for putting to rest the notion that being queer is a mental disorder. :-(

      Mar 26, 2011 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xavier Faberman

      Max Simon wrote “doing your formidable years” when he meant “during your formative years.”

      Mar 26, 2011 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • valentine ghost

      That’s gross.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The sane Francis

      Just more evidence that being bullied makes you crazy.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack e. jett

      Not only fucking brilliant….but fucking hot.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sidewalk

      not brilliant, not hot, just plain dumb and more fodder for the haters

      Mar 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam

      OK I saw this article and I thought that the guy was a current student in highschool who had been bullied.

      Either way, what a loser! Can you say mental illness, anger, and issues?

      I’m also wondering how he was seen on camera 11 times and not arrested or the window wasn’t fixed? Or why someone didn’t alert security when they saw a person breaking into the school?

      Mar 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ

      Gallagher. So appropriately named lol (if you watch shameless you know what I’m talking about).

      Mar 26, 2011 at 5:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael

      I guess he’s saved a bunch of money throughout his career, still, 19 seems a tad young to be entering retirement.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JR

      @Xavier Faberman: Don’t start pointing out the errors on this site, Xavier. It’s a full time job.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MattGMD

      @DJ: True, this guy would fit in well w/the ‘Shameless’ Gallagher clan.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      Somebody should have told poor young Johnny we have “no reasonable expectation of privacy” anywhere outside our front doors these days. We’re on candid camera everywhere now.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      @Dvlaries: I don’t know if it applies to this guy, but lots of thesr fre√Ęks get off on being caught/ viewed/ filmed.


      Mar 26, 2011 at 8:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz

      Sad. Glad he was interrupted before his mix of irrational anger, sexual frustration, and low self esteem led him to really hurt someone. I wish I could say that there were good treatment options for him, but there aren’t.

      Mar 26, 2011 at 9:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • craig

      He’s probably just making up the claim about revenge for bullying as an excuse. He may not have even been bullied at all. This sounds like a plain old fetish. Going back at least 11 times and masturbating into the underwear of random kids? Fetish, and a creepy one at that.

      Mar 27, 2011 at 12:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John

      Seriously disturbed person. I hope he gets the help he so obviously needs.

      Mar 27, 2011 at 12:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete n SFO

      Can’t wait to see how they work this story line into GLEE?

      Mar 27, 2011 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim

      where was the school’s commitment to the safety of their students when this kid was getting bullied?

      Mar 27, 2011 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim

      @dk: I was 18 and a senior in high school so it’s possible he did this to the kids who bullied him.

      Mar 27, 2011 at 12:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chuck

      I’m trying to figure out how you can be guilty of “breaking and entering” by going through an unlocked window? And why was it kept unlocked?

      Mar 27, 2011 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981

      This is a pretty weird way to get back at bullies…this dude needs help. He should be in a mental hospital, not jail.

      Mar 29, 2011 at 9:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mykelb


      Mar 31, 2011 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justnow

      @Avenger: I agree they have moved on and he is still stuck that way
      The best thing for him to do is to just walk away and deal…
      Revenge will not end easy for him.

      @Pete n SFO: you too crazy

      Apr 1, 2011 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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