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Man Sends Nude Pic With Job Application, Employer Files Police Report

Everyone knows that if you want the job, you have to stand out from the crowd.

A man in Dallas did just that when he attached a picture of his throbbing penis to his resume then submitted it to Texas Workforce Solutions.

Texas Workforce Solutions is a state-run agency that helps connect job seekers with potential employers. The agency also coordinates adult education classes and vocational training programs.

When the innocent 25-year-old TWS worker found the man’s willy waiting for her in her inbox, she wasted no time phoning police.

Since the man sent the picture form his personal e-mail account, police has no trouble tracking him down. They issued him a ticket for “obscene display or distribution” — a class C misdemeanor.

Demarquis Black, spokesperson for the Dallas Police Department, said as far as he can tell, the man is still unemployed.

“I think I know why he can’t find a job,” Black told the Dallas Observer.

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10 Comments

  • Ben Dover

    It’s up to Texas Workforce Solutions to find him the right job. He has provided his qualifications. He must be a good “fit” (ahem) somewhere, even in Texas. Why blame him? Don’t you hate it when bureaucrats are too lazy to do THEIR jobs and make YOU do all the work?

  • Rad

    Anthony Wiener is getting desperate!

  • Billy Budd

    If I had a company, I would hire only men. They would have to be gay, very handsome, have a doctorate, and a big dick.

  • Billy Budd

    I mean, if I owned a company.

  • rextrek

    well put it on a stick and Rick Perry would Gobble it right up

  • hyhybt

    Regarding your recent application: sorry, we have entirely too many pricks here as it is.

  • concretedonkey

    That’s definitely using his head.

  • jkb

    @concretedonkey: Well, it IS a headhunter

  • Maude

    Send me that pic, I’ll give it a close examination and maybe I’ll hire him part-time weekends.

  • zen satori

    Since now, is a part of the body obscene. Like I ‘d like to think a pic of ears could be obscene. Wily nily. This Texas law relies on what no one bothering to take it to the Supreme court. The constitution hard mentions that the freedom of people should be truncated, hmm. Send selfies if you must , eventually the ostriches will take there heads from the sand. How stupid, a body part obscene.

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