Man Smacks Boyfriend With Plate For Playing Too Much Alanis Morrisette

A man in Jacksonville, FL, was arrested for hitting his boyfriend in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette nonstop.

Allen Blair, 24, is in custody after assaulting Todd Fletcher, 33, with the good china on Saturday. “That’s all that motherfucker listens to,” Casey complained in the official police report.

A witness claims to have witnessed the attack, which Casey later confessed to. Both he and his beau are believed to have been high off their asses on methamphetamines.

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