We’ve all heard the phrase “Go choke on a d*ck!” Well, 19-year-old Fredy Alanis took that a bit too literally and ended up spending half a week in the hospital. Now, he’s sharing his take of woe with the world.
In a recent tweet that has now gone viral, Alanis explains what happened. It all started back in January when he hooked up with a dude he met Grindr.
Alanis says the guy, who was his neighbor at the time, had a “hulk-sized d*ck” that ended up rupturing his airway and sending him to the hospital.
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He spent three days under medical care, giving him ample opportunity to take a few selfies in his hospital gown:
Excuse the bad angle but remember when I sucked a hulk sized dick and ended up in the ER afterwards LMFAO never forget pic.twitter.com/dvaEITTcVs
— Freds Dead (@ELECTRIC_PAPI) July 5, 2018
His dick literally ruptured my airway lol
— Freds Dead (@ELECTRIC_PAPI) July 6, 2018
Alanis’ tweet has received nearly 4,000 retweets, 15,000 likes, and 300 comments.
So THAT’S the Dick Energy everyone is talking ab
— Sebastien Defrance (@Velvetshadow) July 6, 2018
this is the person I aspire to be
— sophia (@sophsa) July 6, 2018
I’m a paramedic and nursing student and even I’m shook! ???? Hope you’re okay ??? pic.twitter.com/QpkF6GngCR
— Hellboy666 (@666hellprince) July 6, 2018
In an interview with Them, he explains:
After everything had happened, I felt it was just this soreness in my chest. Nothing really hurt that bad. I thought, maybe my chest is just sore from what took place, and I didn’t think anything of it. I woke up the next morning, and the pain was still in my chest and it was sharp. I was hunched over and crying.
Sounds painful!
Luckily, Alanis made a full recovery. He’s back on Grindr and enjoying his 15 minutes of internet fame.
“They say I’m iconic and a legend,” he says. “They’ve said I’m their leader. They’re posting some crazy ass comments and honestly I’m just going along with it because I’ve never experienced anything like this before.”
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tham
Wow…I’m going to file this one under “oversharing”
I’m mean, how would you date a guy who…you know, that’s his problem.
DarkZephyr
Times have definitely changed. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I think its great that some of us feel safe enough to share things like this but on the other hand, this is just not the kind of thing I would brag about. While fear has mainly gone out the window, so has decorum. And this kind of makes gay men look like vapid, shallow, carnal pleasure seekers as well.
Creamsicle
He posted it on reddit too. He seems to be poking fun at himself and has a good sense of humor about it.
Xzamilloh
Iconic and a legend… okay, gurl. You choked on a weiner you couldn’t handle. I don’t know about you, but that would be a minus in my book. Respect that ambition, but ain’t no penis worth a trip to the hospital.
prarie pup
Since being an open book regarding things people with common sense don’t publicly discuss is apparently the norm these days, I used to eat my own boogers.
Minyassa
No comment about oversharing that I could ever think up will beat this, so thank you for saving me the work. xD
tjack47
I’ve never heard of that. I think we have too little information, never TMI. It’s like a public service announcement. He must’ve been deep throating it. The only thing I can imagine is the friction caused a tear. I’ve heard of a lot of things perforating the bowel, but…
Chrisk
A guy by the name of Mr Hands up in WA actually died from it.
andreleneal
Or his anatomy just isn’t built to take a dick that big down his throat. (He’s not the first, last, or only.)
Chrisk
I’ve always wanted to give a pornstar BJ to a pornstar sized dick but my gag reflex always kicks in ;-(
avesraggiana
And I’m not supposed to judge. Any of this.
BGinBigD
Slow day, huh, Queerty??? This is the lead story?
surfpenis
Oh please Mary Ellen. Don’t you get tired of posting that same retort over and over?
ShowMeGuy
I have no words.
duecers
Actually kinda funny…not being injured, but that he would share it. Besides he’s cute!
andreleneal
So… shout out to all the people taking ten-inchers WITHOUT landing in the hospital. Because you actually deserve a parade. #EverydayHeroes
batesmotel
I agree with many of the others on here. Not something you should be bragging about especially on the media. Makes you look like a dumbbell. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable not harmful.
Mack
Pictures or it didn’t happen. 🙂
GetReal101
This sort of thing is supposed to be kept in strict confidence but instead this attention whore had to brag about his sexcapade in the most shameful way. He has since shown little remorse even after his indiscreet act landed him in the hospital. It’s only fair to say that he got exactly what he deserved: an infectious throat.
fuzzywuzznt
SOD OFF! ya wanker. green’s not your color
Chrisk
@GetReal101. Shall he go to your church of the virtuous and say 3 hail marry’s or something more serious like nailing himself to a cross to fix this shame upon him.
surfpenis
@101: Who are you to judge, Shay Ann? Sod off.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Hows bout you do us all a HUGE favor and troll some other site….
GetReal101
Nobody is going anywhere as somebody has to tell the ugly truth about these Internet sluts.
Geeker
And this is news why?
Tombear
TMI!!!
BigJohnSF
The really big ones need to go up the chute, not down the hatch.
ElPillo
He over shared on the less important details. Who was the neighbor!!
Sam6969
Haha, you do not lose easily your bearings!
Motard
Reading the details of his post, it sounds more like the actual injury was further down his airway, based on his complaint being centered around his chest, rather than his mouth or throat.
Which tells me that it’s likely more to do with his breath control (or lack thereof). Not knowing more specifics, it seems entirely possible that we’re also talking aspirating some vomitus, and possibly some recreational stimulants contributing to his injury.
Sam6969
There are so many young (gay) men on Twitter showing up BOTH their dick and face, or showing themselves in very suggestive positions that I am not that surprised to read this story. They live in their own world. So, when Fredy sent a tweet to his friends, he did not even think twice about the fact it could be that much retweeted (I first wrote retwitted^^), as it is normal in his world to use social media to share his intimate life.
“When did you post this story on Twitter?”, asked the interviewer. “I actually posted it three nights ago or four nights ago. It was, like, I was just making it as a joke about me to my friends who knew about it. I didn’t think a bunch of people would retweet it and like it. It blew up. It wasn’t my attention my intention at all.”, answered Fredy (source: his full story)
Many are also willing to show everything of their sex life on porn websites without giving much thought to potential consequences on their life. It is part of the same general movement.
A possible line of explanation would be that the very last generations who grew up with Facebook, Twitter, Google, etc. have been somehow collectively brainwashed by the privacy policy abuse on the net. Those companies do everything they can to make their mindset and deeds look like normal business and their hold is pervasive and generalized on the Web. The younger and vulnerable you are and the easier it is for them to get their grip on you. It is particularly true because they created needs before revealing what their business model was. Youth is conditioned since childhood. They recklessly ride the peer group wave. Some of them sense, more or less (un)consciously, they are deceitfully exploited and spied in many ways and it may creates or increases exhibitionism as a sort of response to hidden abuse. They lack boundaries as to their private life and it is exactly the kind of long-lasting clients those double-faced predators need. They try to impose insidiously a new paradigm and it seems to work.
surfpenis
Kangol
Talk about d!ck that makes you gag–in all senses of the word!
spacecadet
Oh my. Poor guy. That and I guess maybe he doesn’t need to worry about job prospects because every potential employer when doing an online background search on this man will immediately come across this story. Yikes.
armandov
Good God – Do people really need to share everything? Its kind of tacky.
surfpenis
Oh please. Some of you are being so Maude Ethel about this. The boys were pleasuring their dicks and one was too big to be blown properly. Big deal. I think it’s a sweet little story. And what some prudes on here!! “Oh!!!! My eyes are so offended reading about a boy giving head!!!!” Some of you are such a Debbie Downers!! Relax or go masturbate or something.
GetReal101
A sweet little story? This guy put himself in danger, ended in the ER and you just think it was a fun story. You are another delusional man with no sense of shame.
frankcar1965
That’s what I say too, let’s hear some more smutty stories, all these snitty queens are whining and reading along regardless , aren’t they?
Frenchman
before anyone gets to judge mental remember the Kardashians make $75 million a year and Kim started by making a porn movie. Just sayin
Sam6969
Yeah, who knows? They may all become the new Kardashians in the years to come?
Et la marmotte…
mz.sam
It looks like he was a ginormous fail on breaking the Guinnss world record (choke, sniff).
CruisingXXX
Only 10 inches? What a WOOS! I took 13 inches in the behind and I was begging for more!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Hows bout you do us all a HUGE favor and troll some other site….
GetReal101
So you can’t tolerate a different perspective just because it differs from yours? And that personal has to go because what you hear is not music to your ears?
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Meant for get real ^
nitejonboy
Wow, you must really not have much of a life if this is the kind of thing you’re bragging about. How about actually doing something with your life ??
frankcar1965
How about stop reading and getting hard over nasty stories, you know you liked it, church lady!
Celtic
So, next time take it up the ass. Feels better there anyway.
GetReal101
There are a lot of disgusting comments made on this site and yours is clearly one of them. If you have had any idea how offensive your comment is, you’d have kept that thought to yourself.
frankcar1965
Yea but what would it have done if had sat right down on it? Man split you open wide!! Then again for some it wouldn’t have been enough. I’m always amazed at what queers can shove up their butts.
frankcar1965
And GetReal101 below needs to STFU, this is Queerty, the purveyor of smutty gay gossip. I mean the story is about a guy who blew out his throat sucking dick, so shut up!!!
Mark Behar
Does ANYONE (Bueller? Bueller? Anyone??) doubt this incident caused a rupture of his airway?? As a family medical provider for over 30 odd years, I’ve seen and heard a lot of things about sexual mishaps. Although this is within the realm of possibility, how did he spend only 3 days in the hospital, pictured smiling with only an oxygen nasal cannula? An airway RUPTURE would have caused much more severe damage, and I don’t think he would have been smiling so much! Any surgeons out in Queerty land wishing to comment?
username00
Laypeople tend to misunderstand the dumb-down version of what we tell them, as I’m sure you’ve experienced. Based on his story, you’re right – it obviously wasn’t a tracheal rupture. It sounds like the forceful … dicking … caused trauma to the pharynx leading to subcutaneous emphysema in the neck. It likely tracked down to the mediastinum causing pneumomediastinum, which is superbly painful. Here’s a case report I found – though rare it can happen! https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3303384/
We see this non uncommonly after someone is bronch’d if manipulation is too forceful down the airway. In this case, instead of a bronch, it was a big ole’ dick. A few days of oxygen therapy, pain killers, and TLC is likely all he needed for a full recovery. Hope that helps!
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tghost54
Not a single comment about the jerk with the big member.
Guys that are well endowed know their limits of what they can do and literally how far they can go without injuring someone. This guy didn’t seem to care.