Man Walks Naked Through Airport, Wedding Guest Literally Dances His Pants Off, Politician Outed For BDSM Fetish & More

A man was charged with public indecency after taking off all his clothes and walking through a Nashville airport naked. A wedding guest literally danced his pants off to a Rihanna song, accidentally exposing himself to the entire bridal party. And a right-wing mayor or a small German city mistakenly uploaded a screenshot of his BDSM porn searches to Facebook.

These are just a few of the nutty news stories from the last seven days.

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Eric Brian Cherry was charged with public indecency after he was caught prancing around a terminal at the Nashville International Airport in violation of the no shirt, no shoes, no service policy. He took it up a notch by also forgoing his pants or underwear. According to an airport spokesperson, this is at least the second time Cherry has treated travelers to an unsolicited peek at his birthday suit.

Archbishop of St. Louis declares war on Girl Scout cookies.

Back away from the Thin Mints, people. Robert Carlson, the Archbishop of St. Louis says he’s giving up Girl Scout cookies for good and he’s urging everyone else to do the same. Apparently he just got the memo that the Girl Scouts support LGBTQ folks and he feels this is “troubling” and “problematic” and that eating their cookies will put people on a fast track to eternal damnation therefore they must be avoided at all costs.

Wedding guest splits pants while dancing to Rihanna, exposes himself on camera.

This totally NSFW Vine video received nearly half a million views in less than 48 hours. It depicts an attractive young gentleman in his early 20’s dancing exuberantly to Rihanna and Drake’s song “Work” at a wedding reception. But his fun comes to an abrupt end when he dips it low and splits his pants, letting his junk spill out onto the dance floor a la Lenny Kravitz-style for the entire bridal party (and us) to see.

Scientists in Japan discover how to turn fruit flies gay.

Researchers at Tohoku University have figured out how to turn male fruit flies (no irony intended) homosexual. To make a long story short, scientists basically exposed the flies to a mutant version of the gene that affects their sexual behavior then put them in a container together and watched them “set off in vigorous pursuit” of one another like a gaggle of giddy 18-year-olds who just discovered Grindr for the first time.

Hitler had a micropenis, only one ball and an upside down urethra.

Newly interpreted medical records suggest Adolf Hitler very likely suffered from a rare condition that gave him infant-sized genitalia. According to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie, the leader of the Third Reich suffered from not one but two other genital abnormalities as well: “an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile Hypospadius in which the urethra opens on the underside of the penis.” Suddenly his obsessive quest for world domination all makes sense.

Conservative mayor busted for looking at BDSM porn at work.

Thomas Köppl, the right-wing mayor of Quickborn, Germany (pop. 20,000), made a boo boo when he mistakenly posted a screenshot to Facebook that showed all the opened tabs on his computer. The tabs included searches for things like “BDSM porno videos,” “Punishment Porn Videos” and “German slut punished.” Afterwards, the “family values” politician said he was merely doing “research” and insisted he has never participated in BDSM sex, nor would he ever want to. “I find it rather disturbing,” he claimed.

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