An Argentine shepherd was found dead in his home after having sex with a straw-stuffed scarecrow that he had dressed up in a wig, lipstick, and a rubber strap-on dildo, the Daily Mirror reports.
58-year-old Jose Alberto’s rotting remains were discovered by police after neighbors of reported a foul stench wafting from his home.
Police say they were stunned when they found the man decomposing next to to a scarecrow that had been dressed up as a woman but wearing a rubber strap-on dildo.
Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said he initially thought there were two bodies lying there, “but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.”
“It was lying next to the deceased,” Moure continued, “and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”
Police say there were no signs of violence and so they are working on the assumption that Alberto died whilst in the throes of passion with the scarecrow.
“We are now waiting the results of an autopsy,” Mourse said.
Neighbors have described Alberto as “a loner” who lived by himself and had no mobile phone.