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Man Whose Crotch Was Violated In Unofficial Doritos Commercial Is A Real Life Homosexual

In the user-generated Doritos ad that set the gay and advertising worlds on fire (no, not the pool boy one), personal trainer George King appears to be on the receiving end of a hand job from a sauna mate. But the guy just wanted what was between George’s legs: a bag of yum. Turns out George, whose body fits his job description, is a big gay — and has no problem with the spot’s homoerotic and overtones and donkey dong stereotype. Says George about the ad’s critics: “Lighten up.” AND EAT SOME CHIPS! Actually don’t. A personal trainer would never recommend that.