A 34-year-old man claims he only has 100 orgasms left before he’s going to permanently lose the ability to get an erection, thanks to a rare erectile dysfunction condition.
“I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining,” the man, who goes by the initials R.L.S., writes in to the website BroBible. “They estimate I have about a hundred [orgasms] left.”
R.L.S. says he suffers from a rare disorder called idiopathic fibrosis.
“Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fills with blood when you have an erection,” he explains. “In my case, every time I get hard, it causes an autoimmune reaction, which causes a scar tissue build-up in the reservoir. Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again.”
R.L.S. says he was “blindsided” by the diagnosis, saying it completely changed his life in an instant.
“It’s like hearing you have six months to live,” he writes.
R.L.S. wrote to BroBible hoping someone — anyone — could help shed more light on his condition. Therapy and medication, he says, had not helped and that he’s been traveling through the five stages of grief. Though he has accepted his fate, he noted that he still isn’t entirely sure how to cope with it all.
“Masturbation’s obviously out of the question,” he says. “And lately, I’m terrified of sex itself.”
R.L.S. confesses that the last time he had sex, he almost had a meltdown.
“I burst into a cold sweat and my chest felt like it was gonna cave in on itself,” he writes. “Since then I’ve been chaste as a fucking nun, but I toss and turn all night with crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now I’m worried that I’ll lose a nut to a wet dream.”
The 34-year-old says he hopes to embark on a “farewell tour” before losing the ability to orgasm ever again. We wish him all the best.
h/t: Raw Story